milking the lizard

synonym of wanking or jacking off

I was on the computer milking the lizard yesterday and my mum walked in!

by brendan June 19, 2004

mirkin

a pubic wig. Used in the middle ages to replace women's pubic hair that was shaved off to eliminate lice and other insects.

by Anonymous August 23, 2003

milking

when someone jerks off/ fucks a guy until every drop of cum comes out

He begged her to keep milking him because he loved how it felt.

by Dawn June 15, 2002

Miking

The action of a person that is so awkward that the general public and those around the person do not know how to react or respond; stuttering occurs during this action.

He was miking like crazy in front of those girls.

by Heps99 September 21, 2011

milking a dick

After ejaculating and while laying in bed your significant other grabs the shaft of your cock and begins to milk it to extract the rest of the semen in your penis.

Nicole began milking a dick (my penis) after I exploded inside her vagina.

by Milking a Dick June 18, 2018

merkingaga

a merkin that is made out of something unusual instead of the normal synthetic hair......in honor of Lady Gaga. Feathers or a Colorful Clown wig cut down to size would be acceptable...

For example, lisa did not want to wear a normal merkin. So she made her own "merkingaga" in Lady Gaga style with some peacock feathers. She also made one from a clown wig that was cut down to size.

by Diabla007 April 28, 2011

milking

exploiting , taking too much .

1"he is milking all my energy "
2" the corporates are looking for countries from which they can milk the highest ammount of money .

by dardasaba March 30, 2015