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miserable cunt

A female who is never happy, no matter what you do or how much you spend. Someone who complains about everything, up to and including the $200 dinner you JUST BOUGHT HER TONIGHT.

See bitch.
I thought she was on the rag that first week of dating, but it turned out that she's just a miserable cunt.
by DoctorThrottle April 28, 2004
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miserab

Look at his face, he is such a miserab.

Girl breaks up with her boyfriend and says: "Why did you break up with him?"

Girl: "Because he was a miserab."

You: "Oh. Yea, bummer."
by boop9988 July 26, 2011
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end my misery

A. What you say when you say/do something embarrassing in public.
B. Something you say because you actually want to die and it's a signal for help but everyone think it's a joke
A. Random Guy: waves

Me: waves back and then realises it wasn't for me
Also me: end my misery
B. Me: end my misery
Everyone else: lol
Me: tHaNkS fOr ThE eMoTiOnAl SuPpOrT
by Not Your Local Drug Dealer December 6, 2020
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miserable bitch

A woman preferably around the age of settling down who is not happy and washed up with no soap involved she doesn't want to see no one else happy she's a old sad mad worn out noodle
"She could not keep a man , she had several kids , no job and she wanted to mess with whomever she could ... she was a miserable bitch"
by Lolakat0207 October 22, 2015
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drowning in my pool of misery

i. A quote used by brotchie to express social abandonment and lack of friends.

ii. A feeble attempt to induce others compassion, however, often mocked.

iii. Often said involuntarily after intense or great loss.
Person 1: What are you doin' today?
Person 2: Drowning in my pool of misery.
by lilly b January 23, 2005
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Ranboo misser

you miss ranboo,
you probably tweeted that seconds after he ended too.
Ranboo misser: "I miss ranboo" *seconds after his stream ends*
by ranboo misser March 27, 2021
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streak of misery

Commonly refered to as streak of piss. A tall skinny male, who is lacking in any muscular authority whatsoever. Can also be used to describe a female who is extremely skinny and who looks unhappy.
That guy who works in the chemist is just a streak of misery.

or

She looks like a streak of misery, I would like to give her a sandwich.
by Mr. Alan April 25, 2006
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