Marmite Miner

The politically correct way to describe a man that regularly inserts his penis into another man's anus

"Gee Frank, Timmy doesn't walk so good anymore"
"He must have met a Marmite Miner"

by Badlydrawnduck October 23, 2006

crave that mineral

On October 27th, 2014, Tumblr user sixpenceee posted a photograph of an Alpine ibex (pretty much a goat) licking salt deposits off a nearly 90° mountainside with the caption “They crave that mineral”

Jimmy, why are you on the roof?

I CRAVE THAT MINERAL!

by Jwr5758 December 19, 2014

I crave that mineral

The supposed "Last meme of 2014" This picture of a Alpine Ibexe licking the side of a mountain wall for salt somehow gained popularity from of all places, Tumblr.

Baby: *Begins to stand up*
Mom: Aw! baby's First Steps!
Baby: *Begins scaling up house wall*
Mom: *In Horror* WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Baby: I crave that mineral

by Jesus's second cousin December 17, 2014

mierani

A very sexy girl. She may be a flirt but she is a very loyal girl. Once she gets her hand on a man, she'll never let him go. Although she is a flirt, she never had a boyfriend her entire life.Mierani is also very smart, though her intelligence is always kept lowkey. For example, she always gets an average score in her exams even though she knew all the answers. She is also very fragile, he heart's made out of glass, gold glass to be exact. She's often called trash or a weeb, though it may be true, she's still gold. She has a weird love and excites for 'two boys kissing' or what we shall call yaoi but that is just what makes her an interesting person. She's also been mistaken for being a basic bitch but she had never denied that fact. All that we know is she's a fantastic girl who can get high with at 3 in the morning and had been going to clubs and parties since she was 10. She's the most lit person you'll ever meet and will sometimes remind you of Nicki Minaj but it's all good. She calls herself a gamer but doesn't even own a ps4. She makes the dankest meme in the world and she herself is dank af.

Damn is that girl Mierani, cause she fine as hell! I wanna slide in her DM!

by memes that make you go meh December 26, 2016

Minerva McGonagall

Such a legend. The most bad-ass professor Hogwarts has ever seen, and then she went on to become the headmistress of the school, the ONLY wizarding school in Scotland, might I add. She ALSO was the head of Gryffindor house. She won't take any crap from nobody.

Also loves biscuits.
And can take the form of a cat.
We stan.

Hufflepuff: Wow, Minerva McGonagall is so cool.
Slytherin: But she gives so much homework.

Ravenclaw: That doesn't matter, Slytherin. It shows she values both her job, and learning. That's good in my book.

Gryffindor: Lol, which book Ravenclaw, you have to many to count. But Puff is right, McGonagall is so bad-ass. Slytherins just jealous that our head of house can crush theirs in a duel, while still being an absolute legend.

by nonojuststop October 13, 2019

Mikera

Mikera can be a good person to be around but if u push her buttons she does wanna fight u so if u stay on her good side with her then you will have a good time and also she is very much petty

Mikera is a great person to be around

Mikera is petty

by Yo mama baby November 28, 2019

Chilean Gummi Miners

A sexual activity for consenting adults. First, the female places herself in the doggy-style position (in her location of choice; preferably with her face placed flat upon the surface), then you get yourself a bag of Gummi Bears, and proceed to insert the little bears one by one into her anus. Once you've placed enough in there, go ahead and suck them out using only your mouth/tongue. This activity works best if the female has had an enema beforehand. please enjoy responsibly.

"My GF and I tried playing 'Chilean Gummi Miners' and I got shit in my mouth.. never again!"

by capitanpingaloca February 26, 2015