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The minge is not the actual vagina, but the hair surrounding the area. On the labia majora and the pubic mound. Loose, shaggy hair that is not neatly trimmed, and may be a little fragranced with 'girl perfume'.
"My minge is so sweaty, and tufts of hair are coming out the side of my pants. Perhaps I should get a Brazillian."
by helen smellen July 31, 2004
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certainly common in eastern Scotland, where the final g isn't pronounced (minginn) (and probably n.e. England) since at least the 1950's. Something unsavoury, or long past its best.

Only in the past 5 years has the rest of the UK cottoned on to this wonderful word
I didn't change my underpants for a week, and they are now minging
by peter mckellican June 17, 2006
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Hey bro i won the lottery
No way bro, thats ming
by chr1stos October 19, 2020
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The fur lined entrance to the spasm chasm.
Edible but can induce retching if hairs come loose and lodge in ones throat
i was munching minge till my jaw ached
by Geordie February 7, 2004
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A particularly vulgar term for the haven that is sometimes shaven.

Also known as a Wizards Sleeve, Beaver, Muff, Fanny, Twat, Rat and, my favourite, Cunt.
A drunken male coming out of a nightclub may shout "Alright darling, can I have a go on your minge?!"
by Homer SexualSimpson January 2, 2009
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The name of Oprah's vagina.
Oprah never takes the time to play with the ol' minge anymore.
by PikaPikaPika May 28, 2006
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Smelly.
This has been used in the North East of Scotland for decades
Onions are minging!
by Scotty April 30, 2003
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