Minister Gabriel Macaroni

This minister is the best world leader in this world. He was a tiktok with 40K+ followers and you should check it out. Also he owns a server with 6.7K+ members. So you better join

Person 1: Have u seen Minister Gabriel Macaroni?
Person 2: OMG i forget to check him out

by pigletta June 24, 2021

Minister of Resources and Spending

A satirical or humorous acronym expansion created as a playful parody of the traditional title "Mrs." used for married women. In this context, "MRS" is humorously reimagined to stand for "Minister of Resources and Spending," implying a lighthearted association between married individuals and their roles as decision-makers or managers of household resources and expenditures. This parody acronym is not an official or conventional title but is employed for comedic effect or commentary on the responsibilities often associated with married life.

Used Car Salesman: So, my man, are you going to buy the Delorean today? It won't last long!

Married Man: I'm really interested, but I'll have to run it by the Minister of Resources and Spending first.

by gonzobrains September 13, 2023

Iraqi Information Minister

to deny something bad's happening to you when it's obvious it is

Liar: Nope, no gay strippers here!
Policeman: Don't try to pull an Iraqi Information Minister on me, ya homo, it just smells like wang around here, damn!

by Alex April 9, 2003

Iraqi Information Minister

Blatantly lying while evidence is present to contradict what you're saying.

IIM: The infidels will die here, they're on their last legs!

*cameras show US and British troops rolling freely throughout the country*

by Irie April 10, 2003

Dirty Minister

A church minister who enjoys engaging in messy assplay with dirty altar boys. They ususally like them ages 13-17. The boys are usually willing participants and enjoy exchanging cock plunging with the priest who rams them like cattle.

Also the act of sticking one's finger in one's ass and making a cross on the forehead of a sexual partner.

Me and the Dirty Minister rammed each other good last evening. Right in the back of the church. He bangs me rough.

I pulled a Dirty Minister on Debbie last week. I think it was on Ass Wednesday.

by Paul Ba. October 18, 2006

one minute minister

a minister who was ordained online under the Universal Life Church, comes from the amount of time it takes to change your life forever

Can your cousin marry me and my lesbian friend? Sure she's a one minute minister!

by (\o/) March 15, 2004

Minister of Cool

1 - A superstar; a queen of sheba.
2 - Someone who knows cool and can thus tell you how far you are from it.
3 - A sock puppet for your most favorite peep on your website. An internet name to disguise the identity of an actual person

"This really happened while conducting field research with the Minister of Cool." (I had a date with xxxxx)

by Wink Dinkerson January 20, 2006