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motarded

A person in the military who is so motivated they are a fucking idiot, or retarded. Following rules and regulations to the proverbial "T" while not taking into consideration mission accomplishment or troop welfare.

Also, being so motivated in hope of gaining rank faster in order to be able to tell others what to do without being hit in the face because they had their lunch money stolen in high school. They receive absolutely no respect elseware, therefore they stay in the military out of fear of the real world.
Justin is fucking "motarded"
by disgruntled guy December 26, 2005
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matarded

Adjective. The status of being highly intoxicated and saying and doing stupid things, but still being the life of the party.
Larry: Dude I was so messed up last night. I hope I didn't say or do anything I'm gonna regret.

Bradley: Yeah actually you got naked in front of everyone. You were pretty matarded.
by D-Money-Maorty September 12, 2011
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MITarded

Of, related to, or regarding the moronic and atypical activity that occurs with complete unremarkably at Massachusetts Institute of Technology.
Bassmaster: Ay, you here about that Professor at MIT who was selling weed?
Sunshine: Yeah dude, that guy was freaking MITarded...
by Chapel Heights January 18, 2011
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Metarded

acknowledgeing your own idiocracy.
I am sooooo metarded for forgetting my birthday when ther is a party in my name
by Exiene July 12, 2012
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Militarded

Thinking that the military is useful, when all it is is a lot of guys running around shooting and raping people. they like to kill innocent people, and are ignorant and below the common knowledge level.
Johnny: This is some good home made pizza.
Bob: I'd rather eat some rations.
Johnny: Will you please shut up about the military for 5 minutes? God, you are militarded.
by MRpopeXXX March 27, 2009
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mactarded

That student did not know how to use the MAC computer. The student was unable to open up his document nor use Garageband, he is Mactarded.
by Zurigol July 14, 2009
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mactarded

When someone doesn't know how to use a mac.
Shelly is mactarded.
by Jac8998 July 7, 2010
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