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Mammorious Relationship

When one is in love with a female for the sole reason of her glorious mammaries. It is very common in this relationship to put up with such useless things as; talking, occasional dates, or even learning names if need be.
Glenn: Hey, did you hear I have a new girlfriend.
Stacy: What is her name?
Glenn: I dont know. Its a Mammorious Relationship.
by Chancy Chancellor October 12, 2009
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Mammorial

Any ceremony, real or imagined, that worships or mourns an outstanding set of breasts.
Joe: "Dude, remember Jane from back in High School? Saw her in town today."

Bob: "Yeah, she had a great rack! How'd she look?"

Joe: "We'd better have a Mammorial, cause they were hangin' so low you couldn't see her belt!"
by RocketmanKarl February 23, 2010
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mammoned

When someone puts you in a bad spot.
The boss did'nt give enough for the coffee again. I should have guessed I'd get mammoned today. mammoned
by ttrman August 18, 2010
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Mammon apologist

Mammon is a character from the popular otome game called obey me.
The mammon apologist is mammons s/o and is willing to do anything to ensure he is safe and treated fairly. Wether they are defending him against toxic fans, or wether ut be against his brothers, this is a truly good person. They are essentially a saint.

Mammonapologist is also a popular tiktok account, that specialises in obey me content which is just f00cking hilarious- animetitti3s
Random toxic fan:i actually hate mammon

Mammon apologist: give me one good reason apart from him being annoying

Random toxic fan:i- um.....
Mammon apologist: exactly:)
by Anime_tiddi3s April 16, 2021
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Mammon

Obey Me!'s Avatar of Getting Bullied By Everyone (except for maybe some Mammon simps). He is the 2nd oldest of the seven clown brothers. He's a massive tsundere, a dumbass, and as most people say, “a money grubbing scumbag who does anything for money” which is almost true :D. He’s one of the few brothers who don’t try to kill you so that’s good I guess. He’s the first demon you make a pact with which he tends to bring up all the time saying “I WAS (your name)’S FIRST!” which is kinda suggestive but we all know he’s not innocent since it’s implied a lot that he wants to fuck you -_-.
"MAMMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by Katkichi_Tenko May 10, 2022
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Orange Mammoth

Someone (wearing orange) who tries to find social acceptance
Colton: Hey did you see that episode of Family Guy where Peter gets attacked by Aliens?

Jonathan (in orange hoody): yeah, it was really funny!

Colton: Yeah, it doesn't exist, so your just an Orange Mammoth! lol, nubcake!
by I am your mirror March 20, 2009
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Wooley Mammoth

Once a woman has passed the age of being a "cougar" (generally 50 plus) she is considered a wooley mammoth. She can still pull guys in their 30s as they think she may still be a coug because she takes good care of herself and looks like she's still in her forties.
Dude, thats no cougar, she's way over 50, she's a wooley mammoth.
by disathome July 28, 2010
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