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Minnesotan Goodbye

Standard method of departing a Minnesotan social event or interaction. After a person announces he or she is leaving, person and host proceed to talk for 30 - 60 more minutes in the doorway or parking lot before leaving. Length of time between announcement of departure and actual exit is directly proportional to length of the relationship and inversely proportional to the outdoor air temperature.
Lars: "Well we better head out, great party, though. Awesome beer."

Sven: "Oh fer sure, the beer was home brewed, donchaknow."

*Lars and Sven stand in Erik's foyer and go on a tangent about microbrews for an hour.

Lars: "Oh look at the time, sorry to do a Minnesotan goodbye!"
by princess lila July 4, 2016
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Miles Kane

Guitarist, singer, lover of Alex Turner. Lovely man. God save Moiles Kane. IMPORTANT: he's not just Alex Turners sidechick, he's someone himself. He has real feelings, and makes real music. And it's fucking insane!
Person one: 'Who's Alex Turners boyfriend?

Person two: 'Fuck off, Miles Kane is more than that.'
Person one: 'Oh, I'll give him a listen.'
by Flowerpower9524 May 29, 2019
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Miles Upshur

He’s a Journalist that came from Washington. He was working on a investigation that involved some soldiers in Afghanistan before being fired. He got emailed from Waylon Park. To which he went to Mount Massive Colorado. There, begins the game intro.
John: “Have you heard of Miles Upshur?”
Me: “Yeah. He’s that one journalist that got married to Waylon Park right?”
by Milesupdawg March 13, 2021
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Dammit Miles

A plague on both your houses
Used as a curse when something bad happens to you blame the king of black magic, Miles
*drops book* Dammit Miles!
*Dies during gameplay* Dammit Miles
by applechicken December 25, 2013
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mathis miles

A member of the BuddhismHotline that is mentally challenged (retarded). It is said that Johnathon Hills has buried Mathis Miles under his house after abusing him multiple times, and the only other person that knows about it is a known caller of the program, Deus03
Mathis Miles is funny when he says 123 aboose
by Vaporing July 9, 2018
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Chris David Miles

When someone is basically the dopest in the game right now.
Is that Chris David Miles? Ew, was he even invited?
by Chris David Miles September 14, 2017
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Minnesota

People:
Nice. Minnesotans are nicer if you went to highschool/college with them. Out-of-staters don't do so well. To be really accepted, you have to be from here.
Weather:
Winter:
IT'S COLD. Somehow, the cold in MN will freeze the marrow in your bones. You will wonder why the HELL you live here every morning.
Minnesotans pride themselves that it only gets "cold" here when it hits negative temperatures. We get excited when it gets above freezing.
Summer:
Best summer in the world. Lakes, flawless temperature, sunny. Birds singing and blue skies. Ice cream and popcorn at Lake Harriet. Canoeing in the Boundary Waters. Going to the cabin. Life is really good.
Spring/Fall: Normal.
Recreation:
We know how to have a good time. We aren't all about ice fishing. We can have raging parties. Come to MN, make the right friends, and enjoy.
We also have the Mall of America, which kinda spoils us.
The Twin Cities=AWESOME. You want metropolitan, cool, and all the amenities of a Chicago/New York City without the stress. Minneapolis. Urban shops, cool boutiques, weird hole-in-the-walls, amazing band venues.
More artsy, alternative? St. Paul. Rich in history and art, all the hipsters love St. Paul.
Sports:
Overall, our sports teams are OK. Our biggest asset is the Vikings, which as of 2011, sucked, but Vikes fans bleed gold and purple. We are the best fans in the world.
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Kid: I'm from California.

Kid #2: I'm from Kansas.

Minnesota Kid: I'm from Minnesota.

Everyone: *DAMMMNNNN*
by minnesotagirleveryday October 10, 2012
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