mikolai

A polish dude with a massive willy sometimes to big, as he cant keep it in his pants, he eats anything he finds and is basically an animal you have left over food and don't feel like wasting it find a mate named mikolai.

Im full
"mikolai walks in"
hey there

by thebestkingever May 26, 2021

mikolajewski

quite simply the greatest, sexiest, and most elite breed of human to ever exist that is what makes a mikolajewski a mikolajewski

the mikolajewski family is just the hottest and most polish thing on the planet

by Ghehudgvwjudvbe July 10, 2021

Mikolai

Mikolai is a very sad and angry Slavic man who's upset that they didnt get the name Nikolai, knowing they are a shadow of their ethnicity

''Why did I have to be named Mikolai, im just a big fat phony'' - Mikolai

by IHATESLAVS January 10, 2022

mikulka

mikulka is 855-mikulka

alivia: 0-0
the whole class: 0-0
jax: 855 mikulka lol

by urwefhjeirgre4tyjhytretghvjuyt May 9, 2022

mikolaj

mikolaj usually is a determinition of a dude from chicago who aint get no bitches

od a ma God look at dat goofy Mikolaj ova dere

by yo mama fav September 5, 2022

Dirty Mikolaj

When a person goes up to you, fullboxes and then stretched your anus while saying „200”.

I’m about to Dirty Mikolaj you if you don’t shut the fuck up.

by IhateMikolah January 11, 2024