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1. The Ukrainian name of nicholas.
2. One badass motherfucker you don't wanna mess with
3. Kicks ass in video games but not a nerd
4. Owns in soccer, sucks at basketball
5. is sometimes an asian pimp
"Wow look at Mikolka he's one badass motherfucker"
"Yea tell me bout it man, I wouldn't wanna cross him!"

"Dammmmmn look at Nick on the soccer field he's so good!"
"OMG i know he is like, SO HAWT! I hope he bangs me!"
Mikolka by Know me now? XD January 21, 2009
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A name for a legit Polish gangster. An individual with this name typically has an enormous penis and a lot of money.
Person 1: Hey bro, you know about that nigga Mikolaj?
Person 2: Yeah bro, that's nigga's a boss. He's the best.
Mikolaj by Spooky_Shrek July 31, 2016
a sexy intelligent person who gets bitches mostly makes racist jokes about arabs and ciniks very smart and gets loads of money and pussy
osama bin laden : dam did u see the guy that was mikolaj allhakbar !

mia khalifa: i fucked tha guy yesterday he had a huge cock his name was mikolaj
mikolaj by jimmy 69911 January 17, 2017
A very sexy polish boy, with an amazing body and personality, he’s very loving and kind, hell always be there for you no matter what
Did you see mikolaj he’s so hot
Mikolaj by Xxitsamy January 25, 2019
Epic man with 47 girlfriends and he also runs the streets with his drillas.
Man: Mikolaj is girl hoarder
Mikolaj by Bigman2344 August 30, 2021
Look Its Mikolaj

The awesome guy from school?
mikolaj by Andrew6847 June 17, 2016

Big Man Mikolaj 

Big Man Mikolaj a phrase used to describe a polish gangster. Commonly used in a ps4 party or a minecraft server. Usually a proper savage.
Someone: Hey Big Man Mikolaj could I have some diamonds?

Big Man Mikolaj:No you scum of the earth