Mike Patton

The god of modern music

by cannibalcorpse August 6, 2003

Mike Pence

A secret lair for flies

The flies flew to Mike Pence

by leseshrmushrooms8 October 12, 2020

Mike Patton

absolute fucking genius

just listen to anything he's recorded

by Nic Bucknall August 11, 2004

Mike Pence

A closeted homosexual that can’t except the fact that he is gay. So instead of never coming out, he just electrocutes others into being “straight”. He’s also Vice President next to Jackass president Donald Trump. (Donald used to be a Democrat.)

I used to be gay, but ever since I’ve been Mike Penced’. I am now happily married to my wife, Cheryl. Who I will cheat on 2 years later with a hunky, foreign male model. Because gay conversion therapy has never worked.

by CurrentlyDepressedTrainwreck July 2, 2019

Mike Pence

A form of sodomy. But instead of finishing in your gay partner's butthole you pull out and wedge your Pence between their buttcheeks and bun fuck them until you come on their back. Also called a chill cheese dog between two buns.

I can't believe he Mike Penced me. Now I have Mike on my back that I can't reach. I need to take a shower.

by Red E. Todye October 12, 2018

Mike Potter

creator of the makeup looks for the off Broadway musical, Hedwig and the Angry Inch

Mike Potter was the creative force behind the makeup design for Hedwig and the Angry Inch.

by JFS June 26, 2006

Mike Pence

A homosexual slang for a boring penis.

A Mike Pence can get hard and tries to find its way between male butt cheeks but always gets turned down in the end.

I was hoping to get fucked so hard that I'll scream and dream about it, but he pulled out Mike Pence instead.

by Johnronjohnson January 23, 2022