mike jones

Another talentless rap artist that will be forgotten in 3 months.

Who is Mike Jones...?


Who cares?

by I'm Not jewish September 19, 2005

mike jones

a texas rapper. swisha house rapper

"4 4's im tippin
wood grain im grippin
catch me lane switchin
with the paint drippin
turn yo neck and yo dame missin
me and slim we aint trippin
im finger flippin and syrup sippin
like do or die i'm hoe pimpin
cars stop rims keep spinnin'
im flippin drop with invisible top
hoes bop when my drop step out
i shakin da block with 4 18's
candy green with leather screens
my gasoline always supreme
got do do brown with apain of lean
it takes grindin to be a king
it takes grindin to be a king
first round draft picks comin'
who is mike jones? comin
slab shinin with the grill and woman
slab shinin with the grill and woman
im mike jones who mike jones
the one and only you can't clone me
got a lot of haters and alot of homies
some friends and some phonies
back then hoes didn't want me know im hot hoes all on me
back then hoes didn't want me know im hot hoes all on me
back then hoes didn't want me know im hot hoes all on me
I SAID back then hoes didn't want me know im hot hoes all on me"
-mike jones-still tippin

"281-330-8004 hit mike jones up on the low cuz mike jones about to blow"
-mike jones-back then

by [e-mail] July 29, 2008

mike jones

A stupid fat bitch who don't say shit but his name and his #.

Damn is dat dude so desperate he got to give his name and # out in every song he make.

by Kristin April 23, 2005

mike jones

an alternate expression for mary jane. aimed specifically towards a female audience who enjoy the effects of marijuana.

"i'm in love with mike jones."

by bbygrl143 January 18, 2010

mike jones

Texas rapper who freestyles consists of him asking "Who, Mike Jones", his album "Who is Mike Jones" comin soon (which I still haven't seen in stores since he said it in the summer of '03)
and his phone number (like you are going to call him anyways).

" My album who is mike jones comin soon, my album who is mike jone comin soon" Be more specific with a date

by Yo mom August 18, 2004

mike jones

swisha house rapper that owns h-town like it's goin out of style. made an album called who is mike jones.

hoes on my knob
and i ain't got a job
i shine cause i grind
i ain't gotta steal and rob
who? mike jones

by ian the d May 16, 2004

mike jones

Former NFL linebacker famous for 'The Tackle' in Super Bowl XXXIV

Due to sharing a name with a half-tard aphasiac rapper, many people have forgotten about the Mike Jones that has a talent.

by M G-man May 2, 2006