Chronic Migraine

Basically a Migraine but ongoing, possibly forever, and some times you'll get the lucky days where you don't have a Migraine then be crying in the darkness on the floor the next day.
It drains the person mentally, physically and emotionally, so please Do Not Disturb.

''I feel like I'm dying from the inside''
''Why?''
''I'm a Chronic Migraine sufferer.

by Mohatu the Nightfury August 20, 2017

migraine headache boy

A person who is annoying all the time and gives people migraines and headaches

Boy: Hey have you heard of Justin Beiber? He sucks, Did you know he sucks? I have a cat his name is Jerald and he is very old but I still love him (blabs on and on)
Person: (mutters) Hello, Migraine Headache Boy.

by Fam Squad May 28, 2016

cock punching migraine

bad planning and a stupid idea all rolled into one. first sleeping for so long you wake up with a massive migraine you dont know what to do when you wake up. that when you wake up and have a massive hard on, your first idea is to punch your hard on as hard as you can.

dude i slept for twenty four hours and when i woke up i had a cock punching migraine, so i punched my cock and went to sleep for another eight hours. god my dick hurts

by Dopeldog January 15, 2011

Migraine

"Only pussies get migraines." - Marley 06 June 2021

"Only pussies get migraines"

by SwiftCraft June 22, 2021

Migraine

A common excuse for a hangover.

You guys good for tomorrow sorry about Sunday had a bad migraine couldn’t get out of bed

by Poonslayer89 September 22, 2020

Shit Migraine

Constipation so bad that it gives you a headache and you see stars. Symptoms include a throbbing headache, light-headedness, sweating, heavy breathing, gut pains and solid shite.

"I'm seeing stars...I feel faint...my head hurts..." - A victim of a Shit Migraine

by Wardie1993 January 8, 2024

Migraine hangover

Sort of like an alcohol hangover, except it is not caused by inebriation. Also known as postdrome. The end result of a migraine, it usually presents with a general feeling of tiredness, feeling bad all over, altered sensitivity to light and sound, sometimes accompanied by a sensation of having had a hot iron pressed to one's head or a troop of angry elephants ride on top of it. Best advice: rest and medication as prescribed by your doctor.

Dude # 1: Man, what's wrong with you?
Dude # 2: Migraine hangover. Feel like vomit.
Dude # 1: Partied hard last night, dude.
Dude #2: Nothing like that. M-i-g-r-a-i-n-e. That's what gave me this.

by OldEditor February 23, 2018