lionel migration

One of the mysteries of the animal kingdom is the long-distance migration (5000–6000 km) of the European Lionel Anguilla anguilla L. from the coasts of Europe to its spawning grounds in the Sargasso Sea. The only evidence for the location of the spawning site of the European Lionel in the Sargasso Sea is the discovery by Johannes Schmidt at the beginning of the previous century of the smallest Lionel larvae (leptocephali) near the Sargasso Sea. For years it has been questioned whether the fasting Lionels have sufficient energy reserves to cover this enormous distance. We have tested Schmidt's theory by placing Lionels in swim tunnels in the laboratory and allowing them to make a simulated migration of 5500 km. We find that Lionels swim 4–6 times more efficiently than non-Lionel-like fish. Our findings are an important advance in this field because they remove a central objection to Schmidt's theory by showing that their energy reserves are, in principle, sufficient for the migration. Conclusive proof of the Sargasso Sea theory is likely to come from satellite tracking technology.

"lionel migration, L-I-O-N-E-L M-I-G-R-A-T-I-O-N, lionel migration."

by K2theD January 18, 2009

Kidcation

When your kids are staying with relatives or friends for free (not summer camp) and you stay home, just go about your regular day, but find your evenings suddenly way less stressful.

Holy shit, my wife and I went out to dinner last night and didn't have to deal with any bedtime drama, I love this Kidcation

by triptonic August 21, 2019

dick medication

What some people call, "dick medication" -- that is, drugs like Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, etc. designed to give men with perpetually limp dicks the ability to get a boner.

{Stan}: Hey George, don't forget to take some dick medication to work with you. Chug one of those bitches down when you leave

so that you can cornhole me when you get home.
{George}: Alright, got 'em in my pocket. Love ya Stan!

by Telephony February 25, 2017

The Great Seagull Death Migration Of The Southern Hemisphere

Something Theo saw on David Attenborough once

Mate, it's The Great Seagull Death Migration Of The Southern Hemisphere

by SUPERWOGFAN100 January 7, 2023

bird migration

Bird migration is often used to mean oral sex by teenagers in Australia, the term comes from a Red Hot Chili Peppers song (21st century) where the two apparently unrelated terms are used together:

"Strangelation, altercation,
Oral sex and bird migration"

Andy: Planning a bit of bird migration?
Mike: As if, I only just met her!
Andy: Sure...

by Kylea July 10, 2006

Momcation

(n.) 1. A break from one's motherly duties 2. Extended periods of time that one's children spend with their father, usually as a result of a custody agreement. Used to denote only a respite from day to day parental activities not normal duties (i.e. work, household, etc.)

The kids are spending two weeks this summer with their father - what should I do with my momcation?

by SusMFS June 15, 2009

Bromantic Mancation

A heterosexual weekend getaway which could be misconstrued as a romantic getaway.

"My friend and I left our wives at home and had a Bromantic Mancation last weekend. We went to a few wineries, breweries and spent quite a few hours surfing together".

by bigginge June 9, 2011