liquid microdot

Liquid Microdot is also knows as Acid.

Acid is a powerful hallucinogenic drug that alters your perception of the outside world.

Acid can turn you into a gibbering, giggling wreck, make the world seem like a magical place.

During the course of a trip, the entire universe can turn wibbly, colours become deeply intense, everyday objects take on bizarre and sometimes wonderful new forms, and all your senses can become confused and distorted.

Usually coming in the form of small squares of paper, tiny pellets or drops, acid can take anything from 10 minutes minutes to 2 hours to take effect, with trips usually lasting around 7 to 12 hours. There's no real way of knowing how strong a tab is or how it will affect you.

Because of the unexpected and random effects of taking acid, it's always best to take it somewhere you feel comfortable and safe, preferably surrounded by friends you trust.

"Well I been trippin' for 10 hours on 3 hits of liquid microdot (I'm on acid)
Gettin' chased around the car by some midgets in the parking lot (I'm on acid)
Feedin' doritos to a tree, a million spiders after me (I'm on acid)"
-Lil Whyte

by GlowstickJuggalette August 18, 2008

microphone

An African-American (mainly from the 1970s) that adorned an unusually large afro.

Tyrone: Wow Leroy, if you graduated in '72, your yearbook probably looked like a collection of microphones.
Leroy: Graduate? Who you talkin' to nigga?

by pleco December 28, 2005

Microshite

A better and more reliable operating system than its counter part microsoft.

Anything that includes the Microsoft logo is bollocks whilst microshite is'nt.

by Gill Bates October 16, 2003

chocolate microphone

also known as ATM, or, having anal sex with a girl follwed by getting a BJ.

"After the funeral, I gave Susie a chocolate microphone. She's feeling better now."

by Chocolate microphone September 3, 2005

microghosting

Small silent brushoffs we are all guilty of doing at one time or another.

I didn't want to make a dish for the potluck Karen is hosting, so I just didn't respond to her email invitation. I am microghosting Karen since I am not going to respond to her email, but I'm not going to cut her out of my life completely.

by @price5233 January 21, 2020

busted microphone

when penis is flaccid(B4 or after sex) girl shakes your penis screaming into the tip "is this thing on"

your meats like a busted microphone

by J. Nichols J. Newsome April 11, 2008

Mister Microphone

The male penis. The cock.

Come over here you slut and speak to mister microphone.

She blew mister microphone for a half hour till I busted nutz.

by Dick Onchin September 13, 2020