Microscopic Penis

If you have this, you get no pussy. I will assure you that you will never have sex in your life ever.

“Hey I heard that Billy has a Microscopic Penis. He’s not having sex!”

by I Don’t Have a Small Penis June 22, 2022

Microscopic

What women say to other women to hide the fact you have a big cock/dick that they want in their face

What about Dominic

Pshh don’t worry about him his dick is microscopic

Idk I’ve heard otherwise bitch

by Watermelon flavored coochie 69 June 30, 2022

Microscopiss

The tiny droplets of urine splashed on your legs, pants or shoes when you’re pissing standing up. They can be felt when you’re wearing shorts but one must be careful because these will inevitably accumulate if you don’t wash your pants with a certain frequency, leading to foul smell and other inconveniences.

- Dude, toss the TP cause I need to wipe my legs and boots, just felt a bit of microscopiss while doing my business behind the tree.

- Here, dude!

by Manoosa Lago June 19, 2023

sharing a microscope

Sharing a prostitute that has expired, and then cut in half.

Chad and his best friend love sharing a microscope!

by macroscope December 2, 2011

Microsuck Windows Crap

Any Operating system made by Microsoft.

#1 Hey dude, is your copy of Microsuck Windows Crap acting up again?
#2 Yeah, this OS really sucks. A lot.
#1 You need to get Ubuntu or a Mac or something. That's the 7th time today!

by Mr. Pseudonym22 March 19, 2011

Microscope

Something you need to see your penis with.

Stfu Manny I’m getting you a microscope

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 7, 2019

Microsuck

A word that an anti-Microsoft person says because they hate Microsoft for the following reasons:

1. Microsoft Corp is awesome
2. Microsoft is getting it's innovation better and better each day
3. About 450 million licensed copies of Windows 7 has been sold
4. Microsoft's Bing is catching up to Google
5. ETC

- Apple fanboy: Who would want to buy anything from Microsuck?! Everything they make SUCKS!
- Microsoft fanboy: Well at least we are better than iSUCK.

by BlackWatches September 18, 2011