microbet

Microbet is the tiny writing on the grout that separates the tile on the bathroom wall.

I was in the restroom at work the other day, and you would not believe what someone had written in microbet on the grout between the tile on the wall. It said, for a good time go to www.urbandictionary.com.

by des_per_a_do November 19, 2011

microserf

Typical microsoft employee.

Wow, Charlie just became a microserf.

Microsoft microslave microsloth

by OddCharlie May 8, 2014

Microserf

Someone who is beholden to the infallibility of Microsoft products.

Only a Microserf could believe that someone else's newly deployed and fully patched linux server with no email binaries could be responsible for SPAM originating from their own W2K network.

by bondibox August 28, 2013

micromeal

Shortened version of 'Microwave meal'

Man, I'm running late! I think I'm gonna do a Micromeal instead of cooking that roast dinner.

by RichCorb January 19, 2005

microbating

When someone's microphone is spazzing out due to input error or messing with the receiver causing a loud an disruptive noise, interrupting conversations in a microphone chat.

We had to kick Christian from the Skype call because he just couldn't stop microbating. spazzing

by SkeletonInYourCloset May 20, 2014

Microbate

Masturbating with a tiny dick. Future tense is microbating

Donald Trump has to microbate with his tiny hands.

by R2D2UDE May 25, 2017

Microburst

When a micro penis (< 2.75 inches) ejaculates causing a microburst.

I was giving this guy cooper a hand job with my thumb and pointer finger and I couldn't even tell he was erect until he microburst all over me.

by uncledankleberrypie November 29, 2017