methuen

Methuen is actually a nice place to live and IS NOT LAWRENCE. Hello, thats why they are two different cities ignorant shitheads. There is not reason to have racist slurs, and there are actually very prominent nice houses and neighborhoods. Who knows how it was a decade ago; I sure do not remember. BUT people with REAL careers with good educations live here. Also not to mention anywhere you go there are always little idiot children who think they are cool and smoke/do drugs etc. That does not mean in any way thats all methuen is or any other town or city for that matter. BASICALLY Methuen is a BEAUTIFUL place to live especially certain parts...but hey every city has its bad parts. There are much worse places you could be living, so stop acting like Methuen is a real shithole because it most defintely is not. thanks=)

RANGERS<3
(I've lived here for 15 years)

Look at this gorgeous house listing in Methuen!

by Rangerforever December 7, 2009

older than methuselah

someone or something that is really old.

gramps is still alive? Damn he's older than methuselah

by eli7002001 August 13, 2005

methuni

A stupid girl who really should actually be an asshole, she can be nice sometimes but really was born into a natural asshole.

Methuni was talking to be so i ate a piece of bread and she just shitted it out her mouth.

by dogshit6 November 24, 2018

methneck

A redneck from Southwest Virginia that makes/uses crystal meth.

You see that guy?

The one with no teeth and 12 kids?

Yea, the methneck.

by mtnxc December 21, 2010

Methuen

A city in massachusetts where everyone fucking smokes, fucks in the cars behind the loop and does fucked up shit mostly the town is full of stoners and a lot of sewer lobsters

Methuen is a city in massachusetts

by S-X_MVmuthafucka June 20, 2007

Methane Huffer

The term commonly used for a street hooker that enjoys the huffing of methane. These stinky little woman commonly get their fix while engaged in group sex activities using toilet paper rolls to huff or snort flatulence directly from the anus's of their male counterparts.

"Yah Johnny, make that methane huffer take it right out of your ass"

or

"Ive got a good one broiling up Linda, i know you love methane huffing, got a toilet paper roll handy?'

by river jameser January 4, 2011

methane breather

One who has had his/her head up his/her (or someone else's) arse for so long that they have adapted to the methane rich atmosphere. See Also: Craniorectal Inversion

The Sales Department is populated entirely by methane breathers. Even if they could pull their heads out of their asses, they would probably die of oxygen overdose. See Also: Cranio-rectal Inversion

by Erich Barbarossa September 3, 2013