MYTHAMPHETAMINE

A substance identical to methamphetamine in appearance, price, and ability to cause the arrest of its owner/possessor, transporter, or seller. Mythamphetamine, aka myth, usually has smoking properties identical to methamphetamine, except mythamphetamine has no intoxicating or euphoric effects on its consumer. Rather, myth causes the user to fall asleep, develop a headache, and/or become very angry very quickly. When returning to its solid state from a heated oil, mythamphetamine comes back in random spots, known as cheetah spots or parachutes, rather than the rapid, sweeping freeze-up characteristic of methamphetamine.

Aka: myth, nope, bunk, cheetah, safety dope

"This stuff smokes like a champ but I don't feel anything, I think its mythamphetamine. I want my money back for this cheetah."
methamphetamine meth nope bunk cheetah safety dope speed shit crystal myth tweak tweaker spun ducky woo woo

by TrojanInDebt January 24, 2011

Flag

Get the MYTHAMPHETAMINE mug.

methamphetacaine

A mixture of Cocaine and methamphetamine.

Damn we got tore up on that methamphetacaine last night.

by dildo saggons June 1, 2009

Flag

Get the methamphetacaine mug.

Methamphetanice

When someone is tweaking balls and cleans your house

"Dude Joey came over today and when he wasn't picking his scabs he was rearranging my throw pillows."
"Yeah Joey gets on these weird cleaning benders when he's methamphetanice."

by Trashwolf August 27, 2016

Flag