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Methamphetanice

When someone is tweaking balls and cleans your house
"Dude Joey came over today and when he wasn't picking his scabs he was rearranging my throw pillows."
"Yeah Joey gets on these weird cleaning benders when he's methamphetanice."
Methamphetanice by Trashwolf August 27, 2016
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methamphetamine 

A Redneck population control device
methamphetamine by Anonymous August 17, 2003

methamphetamine 

A white crystaline powder first synthesized in the 1800's and later adopted as a drug during world war two by the Axis Empire and the Alliance, to aide in keeping troops alert, which it is still used today. Methamphetamine, commonly known as speed, crank, cystral, glass, is d-desoxymethylamphetamine synthetic in nature, but can be derived from the extract of ephedra from mau huang, a nearly illicit plant.

Methamphetamine is extremely potent, and addiction is rapid, especially if used via intraveniously, or smoked.
methamphetamine by daym August 17, 2003

methamphetafiend 

Look at that nigga's teeth. He's a methamphetafiend.

methamphetamine 

a drug used by people, referred to as tweakers, that is smoked, injected, snorted, or keystered to bring them to a state of euphoria
i wonder how much methamphetamine i could buy if a pawned this sacred family heirloom that has been passed on from generation to generation
methamphetamine by the ju1ce August 18, 2003

methamphetamine 

Methamphetimine is a drug, otherwise known as speed, whizz, billy or phet/fet. It makes you rush like a bastard and talk nineteen to the dozen. It can be taken orally, snorted, smoked or injected.
You ask why was my mother doing the washing at three in the morning... It's cos she was on whizz, geez.
methamphetamine by Saucy August 17, 2003

Methamphetamine 

Methamphetamine also known as meth, ice, speed, crystal, glass, crank, biker food, is a psychostimulant of the amphetamine class of psychoactive drugs].

Methamphetamine increases alertness, concentration, energy. Can induce euphoria, enhance self-esteem and increase libido.

Methamphetamine has found use as both a medicinal and recreational drug. Used in treating ADHD and obesity in both adults and children.

During WW2 methamphetamine was used by the Germans, Japanese, Finnish, American and British among others. It was widely distributed across rank and division, from elite forces to tank crews and aircraft personnel, with many millions of tablets being distributed throughout the war. Used on a voluntary basis by roughly half of the U.S. Air Force pilots during the Persian Gulf War.

Methamphetamine is used daily by millions of Americans, who lead normal everyday lives without the much publicized "horrors of meth." Meth can be smoked, snorted, injected, or eaten.
Methamphetamine it's not just for breakfast anymore.
Methamphetamine by MrWmnHtr2 October 20, 2012
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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