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Megaphore

A funny, humorous or downright obscene use of a metaphor or simile, popularised on site megaphores.com. Megaphores usually reference current traumatic events, celebrity mishaps or general weird and random thoughts.
Example Megaphores:

Libya is in more of a mess than that prostitute I put through the woodchipper

It's so cold outside. If my nipples were any harder I would start to lactate ice cream.

It's so cold outside. If my nipples were any harder Harvey Price would think I was an Etch-a-Sketch
by Serefin March 19, 2011
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megaphoned

To shout in a VERY loud voice.
I megaphoned 'O-8 last night and then they tried to arrest me.
by Ann Brown April 10, 2008
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Metaphorically Speaking

a figure of speech in which a term or phrase is applied to something to which it is not literally applicable in order to suggest a resemblance or to give more emphasis.
1) Where have you been? I searched the whole world to find you! (Metaphorically Speaking)

2)Look, Outside is raining cats and dogs! (Metaphorically Speaking)
by SteliosD October 31, 2019
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metaphoricature

the metaphorical and non-literal counterpart to literature
Literature isn't literal, but it's still not as metaphorical as metaphoricature!
by Doos Jarus September 8, 2020
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metaphoo

A phrase or word used incorrectly to describe or relate to something else.
It's a metaphoo to use the term tortuga when you meant to say testudo.
by HenryJennings October 10, 2010
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Memephore

Prounounced: "mem-a-for"

When you use a meme to express metaphorically what something is like.
Me: That is an accurate memephore to describe the current situation
You: cool.gif
by mexican_jesus April 10, 2019
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Metamorehoes-sis

A phase that a nerdy, innocent, or shy girl will go through in highschool or college where they suddenly become more attractive through puberty, knowing how to apply makeup, learning how to dress, or present themselves better, and subsequently attract the attention of many previously uninterested guys.

Girls who enter metamorehoes-sis tend to fall victim to enjoying the newfound attention, and will play with all of the guys without getting with any of them. The word for this type of girl is called a Tugger.

Metamorehoes-sis girls will oftentimes embrace their shy innocent personality, and while they might not be aware of or intentionally be leading so many guys on, other girls will definitely be gossiping about how they put up an 'innocent front' while wanting the male attention. Whether this is true varies on a case by case basis.
"Yo, Ashley is hot now."
"Yup. She entered Metamorehoes-sis. She asked me to wait for the bus with her lol. No way I'm falling for that."
"Good for you man, apparently Jonathan has been carrying her bags for her recently."
by Ugly dirtbag May 28, 2021
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