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C-Mess

Boy who's name begins with a C and spluges his pants early, hence "Mess". Usually tall and brags about getting with rank bitches. Will stick his dick in shit but shys away from lickin clean puss. Also associated with faggot ass, fuck stick, and cum guzzler.
"Dude stop acting like such a C-Mess, that girl is losing interest!!!"

Girl #1: "Collin is looking pretty fly tonight"
Girl #2: " No I hear he's a C-Mess..."
Girl #1: "Oh! Well then fuck that!"
by Des ;) June 11, 2008
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Message anxiety

Message Anxiety: The act of pausing, freezing up, dreading, or avoiding the viewing of a E-mail, text message, or voice mail that you fear might be bad, negetive, or of major importance for you.
Fretting about any message you recieve of major importance to you.

Hey, Mike I just got a message from that girl I met last night, I have message anxiety about it open it for me.
by Squigman Fraud March 21, 2009
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Rare Mess

Russel: Hey you heard that new tune by Rare Mess?

Shane: That sounds like something I don't want to listen to, thanks though...
by Adrian Jacobs October 25, 2010
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Wiggy Mess

On a weird one, a Wiggy Mess will both behave suspicious and incoherently.
e.g.

Sean Did you see Alex the other night?!
James Yeh I saw the Wiggy Mess!
by Mc Sniper October 13, 2013
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This is my message to my master

This is a meme that comes from the song "Roar of the Jungle Dragon" by DM Dokuro that is used in The Calamity Mod

The original lyrics are "This is my message to my master: This is a fight you cannot win. I think that past your Great Disasters, their victory stirs below your skin. If you proceed I will not blame you, I will move forth and win your war. But if I should die before you continue, you shall have heard my final dying roar."

The meme lyrics are as follows: "This is my message to my master: Input meme lyrics here"

Some of them are

This is my message to my master: You posted cringe and lost your subs.

This is my message to my master: Where is Supreme Calamitas?

This is my message to my master, H

there are a lot of possibilities for this meme.
This is my message to my master: where is Supreme Calamitas?
by Origorath, The Mad God November 22, 2020
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Messed up

Brandon messed up, and now he's dealing with the negative consequences.
by I_win_ January 29, 2018
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i approve this message

A requirement implemented in the campaign finance reform legislation promulgated by Sens. John McCain (R-AZ) and Russ Feingold (D-WI). It requires that candidates explicitly define the source of television and radio advertisments as coming from their election organizations rather than from another source. It is done as a mechanism to control so-called "soft money" contributions to compaigns.
by David Green July 30, 2004
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