mervert

a pervert who is only interested in looking at males; obstensibly male or female, but probably male

Quit watching me while I shower, you fucking mervert!

by Increasetheheatonthestreet. September 20, 2005

Mervert

A Mitch (Male Bitch) and a pervert

Jake: John is just too mitchy and sexually possessed
Nino: yeah he's a Mervert

by Kips August 31, 2014

Mercari

Mercari (verb/noun) -
1. to commit fraud or participate in a dishonest scheme/a person who commits fraud or participates in a dishonest scheme.

2. a failed operation in which the only casualties are civilians.
3. an online selling platform created exclusively for people who lie, cheat, and steal.

1. When visiting unfamiliar places be wary of strangers, they seem nice at first but will look for any chance to Mercari all your valuables and leave you for dead.

2. Looks like the drone strike missed it’s target again... make sure this gets classified with all the other failed Mercari missions.

3. Why are you sad about Silk Road being taken down? The whole community has already moved to the Mercari app

by jubil33 June 30, 2021

Mervan

Mervan; Cool guy name from Persian

Mervan; Cool guy name from Persian

by Boogeyman78 November 22, 2021

Dell Melvar

Prolly one of the coolest Canadians you'll know.

Reminder:
Dell Melvar's AIM is MrShiwawa

by ShoFo October 1, 2003

mervalize

To dominate someone so badly, even though you are an old, overweight, bearded man.

We mervalized those nigs like it was 1863.
Oliver mervalized Koenigs arsehole.

by JV4LIFE September 26, 2003

merearkt

Merearkt-

how a drunk person mocks a cat.

it also proves a good test to see if your friends are still drunk.

"what did mikes cat just say?"-sober guy
"...merearkt..."-hammered guy
"dude i think you need to go back to sleep"-sober guy

by goofy_girl196 May 18, 2009