Merry Cris

An amazing girl that you are lucky to have. She's a very talkative and cheerful person. Even if you’re mad at her she will still care about you. She is very loving and is the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She is kind, gentle, and friendly. She is strong and brave. She is focused more on achieving her dreams rather than becoming famous. She is competitive in terms of academics and sports. She is a very sensitive person. She doesn't like to cry in front of the people. She likes art and design, which make her have an interest in fashion things. She laughs may be weird but it is really cute. She is very wise and flexible. She always put others first. She's the kind of person who is very generous and helpful to the people who are needed help. She loves birds and fish. Dislike snakes. She loves doing things that can make others happy.She is sporty girl and a boyish.

Merry Cris is my faithful friend.

by Black_FireWolf October 13, 2020

Merry Comeovermas

A "warm" holiday greeting inviting someone to come to your place for a hook up. This holiday can be celebrated on any day of the year, but the fun usually doesn't begin until after midnight.

It's midnight and I'm feeling lonely. Wanna celebrate comeovermas?

Merry Comeovermas!

by Holiday Fanatic January 2, 2012

Merry Fucking Christmas

1. Said when one is sabotaged/0wned/h4x0rd/etc around the Christmas season.

2.Also works with other holidays

1. "Oh, you got into a wreck? Merry Fucking Christmas!"

2. We got salmonella from those eggs. Happy Fucking Easter!

2a. What? Y2K bug!? Happy Fucking Millenium

and so on and so on

by AnatomyIsDestiny December 25, 2004

Merry Pissmas

What you say to someone who urinates during the holiday season.

Ok, Bobo, the bathroom’s all yours. Merry Pissmas!

by HumaneAnimal December 8, 2017

Merry Chestmas

In sexting, a greeting sent by a woman when she sends chest photos.

"Hey baby! It's too bad you're away on business. Check your email when you're alone. Merry Chestmas!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 24, 2014

merry shitmas

that giant, holiday food induced, dump that we all take on that magical morning of Christmas.
also, if you hate cmas and want it to die and burn ALL the things!, then merry shitmas applies to you as well.

*toilet water splash* merry shitmas to meeee!

first i couldnt wrap gifts properly, then i stubbed my toe, then i banged my knee on that stupid santa light, and i still have to go in to work later today! merry shitmas to me!

by youtube.com/LORDCORINTH December 28, 2011

merry textmas

The use of text messaging to send Christmas greetings.

Bob: Hey Sheri, who is blowing up your phone over there?
Sheri: Everyone sending me Merry Textmas's

by Sheri Poston January 9, 2008