merch

the nastiest pussy you will ever encounter. its hairy, flappy and fulls of zits and basically shit

oh shit dude, why you lookin at that, shes got a fuckin merch.

dude you better cut that shit out or i'll order some merch to go just for you

by Big D July 28, 2004

Merched

When someone gets there ass kicked

Bryon gets merched by nick and he starts crying.

by Nic p on u June 16, 2018

merch

1.can be used randomly when theres an acqward silence.
2.used to make someone laugh
3. good to use if your a dumbass

Llaina:what are you doing
Cheesepipe: merch.

by ling ling December 6, 2004

UD Merch

Worthless merch that you’ll forget about and not even wear or use once you get them. You could also burn your money. Plus, who the hell wants to be seen in merch for fucking Urban Dictionary? That’s like wearing merch for 4chan or Reddit. It’s a complete waste of money. Don’t buy it at all costs.

Maxwell: I just bought this UD Merch, am I cool now?
John:How the fuck is that going to make people think you’re cool? Sometimes I just don’t understand you, Maxwell.

by 1955 Cadillac Coupe Deville December 11, 2022

UD merch!

You really got so bored you searched it up.

Sigh… I’m so bored and this stupid AD is here all the time I’ll just search up “UD merch!”

by Emi1iooo October 26, 2022

merch table

The table at concerts or events where you can purchase T-shirts, albums, buttons, stickers, or other various merchandise.

I'm going to check out the merch table before their set to see if they're selling their new album.

Did you see the rad buttons for sale at the merch table?

by Greg Boose June 20, 2006

Hobo Merch

Clothes purchased from a thrift shop.

I just got hella hobo merch. I straight pimpin!

by Yolowaht?who said that June 7, 2019