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mellon-farmer 

A sanitized or movie-edited substitute for mother fucker

The film "Die Hard: With a Vengeance" was released in 1995
staring Samuel L. Jackson (as Zeus Carver) and Bruce Willis
(as John McClane); but this film was later edited for TV...

While the term "mellon farmer" probably appeared in other
edited films, Jackson's character made it quite funny and
memorable ... even though the original unedited movie was
far better ... the editors got a bit lucky, this time.

An example line from the edited film:
Zeus: Now that's low, even for a white mellon-farmer like you.
mellon-farmer by original-movie-fan December 14, 2008
Related Words
mello Melly mellow yellow mellow mell melle mellon mella mellophone Mellis

mellophone player 

a girl/guy who is incredibly unique and the other sections in the band hate but couldn't live without at the same time. Usually tend to be made of perverted, vulgar, out of shape, and funny individuals, who befriend everyone. They don't really take anything seriously and tend to joke throughout rehearsals but know their shit when competition comes around
flute player: omg did you see the mellophones they don't know what they're doing
low brass: naw the mellos are the shit
clarinet: they need to shut up
trumpet: mellophone is just a big trumpet
saxophones: wut
drum major: yea but they march hella good at competition
mellophone player: HELL FUCKING YEAH MAJESTIC AND SHIT

keep it mellow 

1. to stay relaxed, keep it solid and be stress free.

2. keep your cool at any given situation knowing stressing out wont help.
3. to not let your negative emotions control you; think with your head.
4. stay positive
Bob: Dude! they're kicking us out for something we didn't even do?! WTF
Tom: I'll talk to the manager about this and see if i can work things out.

Bob: Good because thats not cool.
Tom: Keep it mellow bro. its not the time to be stressing. plus, we can always find something way better and funner to do.
keep it mellow by FR0yo November 7, 2012

Mellissa 

A Mellissa is an amazing girl and unique in every way she try’s to fit in but she can’t held to be a little goofy she’s so beautiful and doesn’t know it and when she’s told she’s beautiful she will always deny it she has a smile that lights up the room She has a laugh that could make you wanna listen to it all day. She is a very caring person and will often put others dealing before her own. She’s so scared of letting people down and spends every waking moment worrying. She is the greatest person you could have in your life get your self a Mellissa cause if you don’t you’re r missing out
Him: Do you have a Mellissa in your life

Him2: No

Him: You should
Mellissa by Jacob Daniels October 6, 2018

Mellor Up 

The act of scratching one's intimate areas ...be they the snatch, gootch, balls or arse crack and smelling the aforementioned fingers in order to see if washing is required. This can escalate,if it is a good vintage, to wafting said fingers in front of someone else's nose whilst shouting 'mellor up'
Hey Janet ....'mellor up'......
Mellor Up by Pies1957 November 3, 2020

peeta mellark 

the best character in the hunger games tbfh
he’s gorgeous, sweet, optimistic and is just <33
yo bro you know peeta mellark?
hell yeah! all my homies love him