Mangled

A word to describe how you feel after an extremely heavy night and then to tell everyone that you designed the word mangled.

"I feel mangled" "did you know I made up this word"

by Cock Higgins June 30, 2012

melangle

Weird, ugly, something that doesn't sound or look good. spoken in urdu language.

kia melangle admi hy yar wo.
English : what a weird guy.

by ca107 June 15, 2012

mangled

A state once achieved by Lucious the Great. It requires tripping on acid, then slowly drinking a half a case of beer over the course of the evening, then smoking a lot of pot. It usually produces a facial expression resembling near-death or being under the influence of strong anesthetics.

That kid is mangled... he should probably go to sleep before he hurts himself...

by chester January 29, 2004

mangled

Mangled - an over excessive sex episode.

Yo...last night I stratight mangled the broad. juices was everywhere

by Fly May 12, 2004

mangled

to become soo drunk you piss your own pants, and hook up with your best mates mum

guy#1 Man what the fuck happened last night
guy#2yeah you puked in my dishwasher and my mum wants ur phone number.
guy#1 yeah i was mangled sorry.

by VBdrinkingBoganSonofaBithch October 1, 2008

mangled anus

When your ass has been destroyed and ripped apart by mexican food or Indian Food. The most common way to catch the " Mangled anus-itis" Is eating a ghost pepper , but with your ass hole.

Mexican Bartender : " Wooooaaahhh Essssaaayyy !!!! DID you go Loco and shit yo pants ?"
Victim of Mangled anus-itis : " No Sir... My ass has been Mangled..
Mexican Bartender : " I shall call it the...

Victim of Mangled anus-itis : " Mangled.."
Mexican Bartender : " Anus.."
Victim of Mangled anus-itis : " Itis ! I mean that's what every disease ends with ! "

by Doctor Fucktard Beenjamin November 13, 2014

Mangled mess

When two people have sex for hours and particularly the women. will be left in a state afterwards in which the women cannot walk, move or communicate with others because of her "rough night" the night before .

"guy left wooka in a mangled mess on the floor"

by strange fruitty June 13, 2019