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Ditch Face Meagen

When someone is excited about doing something with someone and then the person backs out at the last minute and does the same thing with someone else.
Usually performed by young dumb teenage girls.
boy: You wanna go swimming tomorrow?
girl: Hell yeah!
boy: Ok, tomorrow at 9
girl: Sweet, I can't wait!

next day...

boy: Are you ready to swim?
girl: Can't, I'm going to a pool party later tonight.
boy: You are such a Ditch Face Meagen!!!
by Chris Hunn June 19, 2006
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poo-mergency

poo·mer·gen·cy

n. pl. poo·mer·gen·cies

* A serious situation or occurrence that happens unexpectedly and demands immediate bathroom action.
* A condition of urgent need for bathroom action or assistance
* In plain english, when you have to drop the deuce so bad that you have to stop what you are doing to find the nearest bathroom…immediately
While shopping in Barcelona, Vanessa experienced such a severe poo-mergency that she dropped the shirt she was about to buy and immediately ran out of the store and down the street clenching her cheeks(with her hands) without leaving time to explain to anyone where she was going.
by lindsey greer September 25, 2006
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chigg miggens

chigg miggens is usually a code term for big d!ck. it is often used in a strict and/or appropriate setting
our co-worker has a juicy chigg miggens
by kitty awda awda November 16, 2021
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Meggings

Man leggings. Underamour leggings worn under regular pants in cold weather. Nuff said.
Aren't you cold!?
No way, I got my meggings on!
by AXOPrincess December 7, 2010
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Megged

When a person let's a ball go between their legs and in that case should be referred to as a slut.
Eww she just got megged.
by M0nkeyButl3r September 5, 2016
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Muggen sopp i skogen

"Muggen sopp i skogen" are moldy mushrooms in the wild.
The Henrik hates the "muggen sopp i skogen", and whenever he sees one while he's on the tur in the skogen, he goes into a temper tantrum and gets a heart attack afterwards, nobody knows why.
Person: Hey Henrik, i think i see a muggen sopp over there, in the skogen.
Henrik: LASJHKØGYAJHKSLØDFYUGASBHJKFGHAVJSDKPDH NEIIIIIII JEG SKAL BANKE DEG ASKODJIUHASJID, FUCK MUGGEN SOPP I SKOGEN!!
by Calern May 6, 2021
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megger the kegger

1. Any female named megan who thoroughly enjoys getting fucked up and puking at houses the first tme she goes there.
2. Girls named megan who like to drink out of kegs...........and puke.
3. Any girl named megan who drinks too much, pukes and then tries to get with all your friends.
"Hey Scott, dont tell kegger about the party ok, you know what happened last time." "Oh you mean when she when she tried to do a keg stand by her self, fell over and dislocated her leg, and then vomited all over eneryone, and still tried to get on Kyle." "Yeah thats what I mean"
by Michael April 9, 2005
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