Meef

A Menstrual Queef

"Oh my god, I think I just meefed myself!" / "Babe can you take the laundry out of the drier. I'm bleeding like I'm dying and I'm worried I might meef all over the floor"

by JSsqueezy September 29, 2020

Meef

A meat resembling beef, however origins are still unknown.

"Whopper made with 100% meef"

by Nick July 22, 2006

Meef

When someone involuntarily, makes a spastic noise out of their mouth that resembles the sound of a queef

What the fuck, Glenda? Did you just meef?!?

by Michael Hair April 9, 2008

Meef

a term to describe a state of extreme stain and exaustion, excessive amounts of pain, or pure, obsene and raw sex.

Faber meefs every girl he meets.
I kicked Ray in the balls, and he said 'Meef'!
Mikey meefed on the couch.

by Wulfy April 25, 2007

Meef

Meef meef is slang for motherfucker, derived from Military jargon to describe a noun, proper noun or a plural noun. Synonym would be mafk ma-fk.

I can't get this meef to fit. This mafk is square and this meefin hole is a circle.

"Did you hear about Sanchez"? "Yeah the meef got drunk and fought PMO after he drove on base with a beer in hand, that mafk is gonna get 45/45 2 months half pay".

by Mister_Meef January 5, 2019

meef

The sound made by a domestic shorthair cat, particularly one named Kira. Commonly thought to be meow, but that is only to the untrained ear. Thought to be the feline attempt to pronounce English words.

"Meef."

"What's that? You need fresh water?"

"Meef."

"Food, then?"

"MEEEEEEEEF."

"Oh, the litter's dirty. I'll have the teenager clean that up for you."

"Meef."

"You're welcome."

by Egon Spengler April 17, 2006

Meef

To feel empty inside ur heart, brain, body, soul, or stomach.

He broke my heart and It’s meef.
Or
I’m meef today billy fuck off!

by Berrybitch214ha November 23, 2018