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mechanophiliac

A person who is sexually aroused by machines. Also, someone who is sexually attracted to machines. A person who forms a loving attachment to a machine.
A mechanophiliac might be sexually attracted to or aroused by robots, androids, computers, fruit machines, lawn-mowers, cars or domestic appliances such as washing machines.
by TheFirstWord November 2, 2008
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McCannical

The process of offing your child and covering it up in an efficient controlled manner.
He set about his grim task with McCannical efficiency
by Disastrous June 6, 2011
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Rap Mechanic

The Rap Mechanic refers to hip-hop artist Pete Wurthy, aka "The Rap Mechanic". He often totes a larger than life pipe wrench that was passed down to him from his grandfather. The wrench tends to be the largest wrench most non-industrial mechanics have ever seen, especially on a stage during a performance. The Rap Mechanic is also known to spray his front row audiences with water in various forms.
Concert guy1: Did you see the Rap Mechanic? He totally just dowsed those people down front!

Concert guy2: I know! How come we can't ever get front row seats?!
by ww2drew February 18, 2010
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diesel mechanic

Pretty much an overall bad ass. If you're a diesel mechanic, you're fucking awesome and acquire all of the bitches and currency
J-Wolf is a diesel mechanic; a mans man who gets all the bitches
by Flugruger April 10, 2015
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Spicy Mechanic

The action of coating your penis in WD40 as an alternate form of lube, lighting said penis on fire and then sticking it inside of a girls anus
Bro, last night I gave that bitch a spicy mechanic, and now she's "in the hospital" and "needs me to pay her medical bills."
by Grognesium May 23, 2019
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Shade Tree Mechanic

A person willing to learn and perform scheduled maintenance or simple repairs on their own vehicle rather than being completely reliant on technicians who may be dishonest, careless, or ignorant.
Many automakers have realized that dealer service is profitable and have designed vehicles to be irreparable by independent or shade tree mechanics.
by Aguirrez May 19, 2008
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quantum mechanics

A topic in physics that will fuck with your mind over and over again.
After trying to understand quantum mechanics for 10 hours, I decided to write a bullshit definition for it.
by ADD.i.kt February 4, 2010
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