Shove it up your bucket with a meathook

A strongly worded disparaging phrase showing distaste or disgust with a person or that person's ideas.

He asked me back to his place, but I told him, "shove it up your bucket with a meathook!"

by Boston_Mama March 5, 2009

Smokers Meathook

When you're receiving a blowjob from a person with a stoma, and you push your dick down their throat and through their stoma. This makes a hook through their throat

My girl had a stoma and since I have a curved dick I have the the good ol' smokers meathook!

by Ihatemyself4 February 13, 2017

jersey meathook

Its when you are doing a girl doggy style, you slip your thumb in her asshole and cock it to the side and pull her back towards you.

he started with a jersey meathook and then pulled a dirty sanchez on her

by Dizzier March 4, 2005

meathole

the anus

hey,nice meathole.

by Anonymous July 24, 2003

Meatnog

Something you eat at christmas.

Mmmm, this meatnog is fabulous.

by Hugh Bale August 2, 2008

Meathooks

A big-boned, aggressive and flirtatious woman in her 40's that you meet in a dive bar. She's often accompanied by a similar aged friend or two.

Watch out over there for Meathooks dude, she's on the prowl tonight!

by King Timmy B August 29, 2019

Cincinnati Meathook

To hit someone in the testicles with a pong paddle while they are trying to hang brain. Typically performed out of irritation that the person is too busy laughing at their own testicles to play good pong.

Some pug-faced dude was hanging brain when his partner up and gave him the Cincinnati Meathook.

by GDX98 September 27, 2005