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Michigan Meatpacker

The act of slamming one's head into someone's nuts while yelling "Oh my GOD, why are you smacking your nuts into my head, man?" This is done while someone is awake but otherwise occupied doing something and is not aware that you are approaching for the meat packing.

Established in Farmington Hills, MI, hence the moniker "Michigan Meatpacker."
I was laying on the couch studying for my econ test when Matt slammed his head right into my nutsack screaming "Christ on a side Car, Sam! Why are you violating my forehead with your balls, you ass wodge?" "WTF?!? You're the one giving me the Michigan Meatpacker, you douche bag!"
by Mamamia121 March 18, 2010
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meat locker

The location where the male genitals are kept, inside his pants.
She kicked him in the meat locker.
by Timmy-Emma January 14, 2008
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Meatlocks

Meatlocks are fat, girthy arms on women that look like they could choke out Lou Ferrigno.
Greg: Go ask that chick to dance.
Me: Which one?
Greg: The one with the meatlocks.
Me: No thanks, faggot
Greg: Hahaha!

I tried to go all "Over the Top" on that bitch but her meatlocks put me out of business. She was one tough customer.
by colbra June 30, 2011
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meatlover

a guy who is obsessed with sluts and prostitutes and is all he thinks about.
damn shaniqwa you got herpes from that damn meatlover i told you to watch out for those guys.
by click April 2, 2005
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Meat Locker

When a guy keeps multiple pictures of his genitals on his phone so when he meets a new girl he can immediately send her a sausage photo.
Hey, Bobby has too many pics in his meat locker to send to that girl he met in the bar.
by Bose21 September 16, 2015
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matlocked

anything that can or will happen that is bad to yourself or what u do.
you might not wanna get matlocked.
by donny matlock September 1, 2007
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Meat Locker

Where you work, because you are nothing but a piece of fucking meat to your company.
See you later family, I’m off to the meat locker. Hope I bring home some Covid that kills you all! Love you!
by Flexo Rodriguez May 26, 2022
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