Eating entirely too much meat, usually beef, resulting in a constipated state the next day whereby you sit on the toilet taking a dry shit and sweatIng profusely trying to work it out.
by Eaton Holgoode January 21, 2018

The morning after a night out drinking, you feel fine, then a sudden yuck sickness comes across, you feel utter crap and can include churning stomach, dizzyness, hot and cold sensations and usually lasts 5 - 30mins.
by crofty88 April 23, 2008

Eating so much meat you effectively become paralyzed - caught in some dimension between pain, sleep, and excessive fullness. Meat sweats.
by 69iliketurtles69 February 20, 2022

The mystery meat often given on sandwiches in county jail for lunch. Some will try to call it bologna, but it is not. Often pink in appearance and appears to be sweating. Most of it is completely disgusting.
Bill: What are they serving for lunch?
George: Lunch is the same thing every day. Sweat meat sandwiches and two small cookies.
George: Lunch is the same thing every day. Sweat meat sandwiches and two small cookies.
by ThomasFromFairfax August 17, 2025

by Joey Hotdogs December 3, 2018

by grethanalltheway January 16, 2018

Contrary to popular belief, the meat sweats are not in relation to consuming excessive amounts of meat in a short period of time.
Meat sweats (and their various degrees of intensity) refer to how hard you are tripping after ingesting LSD/mushrooms. These effects can be intensified by smoking marijuana.
Meat sweats are ranked in terms of "hands." 1st hand meat sweats, 2nd hand meat sweats, and so forth. Anything past 5th hand meat sweats is considered to be "crisis mode" i.e. tripping too hard for comfort, stuck in thought loops, etc.
Meat sweats (and their various degrees of intensity) refer to how hard you are tripping after ingesting LSD/mushrooms. These effects can be intensified by smoking marijuana.
Meat sweats are ranked in terms of "hands." 1st hand meat sweats, 2nd hand meat sweats, and so forth. Anything past 5th hand meat sweats is considered to be "crisis mode" i.e. tripping too hard for comfort, stuck in thought loops, etc.
"Dude how was your trip last night?"
"Aw man, I dropped 3 tabs of acid and then smoked a blunt, the meat sweats were hittin' hard... we're talking at least 4th, maybe even 5th hand meat sweats"
"Aw man, I dropped 3 tabs of acid and then smoked a blunt, the meat sweats were hittin' hard... we're talking at least 4th, maybe even 5th hand meat sweats"
by denny434 February 7, 2021
