METCON

A painful set of HIIT exercises that LCFitness has as part of the workout programme. They absolutely KILL ME off and i would like the rest of the world to know what METCON is.

Holy fuck dude, that METCON section just killed me off - i can't breathe

by foxyisfattofit April 12, 2023

meecon

A person with a disproportionately small head. A pinhead.

"Hey check out that meecon, his head looks like a grape"

by pete October 5, 2004

meacock

1. n. A cowardly and/or effeminate man

2. adj. Cowardly

3. n. Irish pronunciation of "my cock"

You, sir, are most definitely the most meacock scatophegous bobbysoxer on God's green earth.

by Hughbert Gerald Rection August 3, 2004

meason

Reason of mothers. Usually illogical and ridiculously stupid.

A: Hey man wadup?
B: Terrible
A: Why?
B: I got my phone taken away by my mom.
A: What for?
B: Idk... Measons

by asianboi June 5, 2014

Maconia

Marihuana. It is a kind of Marihuana used in South America.

Similar to: Falopa, Merca, Faso, or "Fumarse una japi"

Christian has all the maconia hidden home.

by Nacho.- January 16, 2007

Macon

Verb; to make/cook bacon.

"Dude, I'm so hungry right now."
"Don't worry, she's in the kitchen maconing right now."

"It's breakfast, time to macon!"

by Nancykinz1394 June 10, 2012

macon

a douche bag aka someone who is a piece of shit. they normally resemble fat ass cheeks.

Katie: Did you see that boy run by?
Courtney: Yeah, he was a real macon, gross.

by PumpKinSpiCe October 1, 2007