McDonalds

The shittiest "restaurant" in the world, where they inject fat into dog shit, and serve it in hamburger buns on a plastic tray.

The name is an acronym for their terrible food, and the shitty McDonalds experience overall:

M = Malnutritious
C = Crap
D = Disease-ridden
O = Overweight-customers
N = Never-get-served
A = Annoying-little-shits
L = Lard-filled
D = Disgusting
S = SHIT!

Put it all together and what does it spell?...

M C D O N A L D S!!!

Responsible dog owners are a threat to McDonalds' supply-chain.

by kazza_nz December 25, 2003

McDonald's

a festering hell pit, they charge too much for the swill they serve you and they make you fat too! yippeee!!!

I went to McDonald's the other day and i got the squirts...

*****SPOOooorrch******
well THAT"S going to leave a mark

by soothsayer May 17, 2004

McDonalds

A place where people will end up working at because they've been convinced school is useless.

"Hello, welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order?"
"Yeah, can I get a Filet O' Fish and a small Shut The Fuck Up?"

by dj gs68 October 20, 2003

The McDonald's

When you buy the cheapest prostitute available and end up with gonorrhoea and regret

The morning after Luke Smith did The McDonald's,
Luke Smith: "Fuck"

by Shcok_Wrie0020 January 19, 2017

mcdonalds

the absolute crappiest fast food restaurant where only little children, hobos, poor people and fatasses addicted to their food go to eat. they say they serve healthy salads but the truth is one salad has more fat than one of their rat poisoned nazi burgers.

its surprising mcdonalds hasn't gone out of business, after all their president had a heart attack from eating too much of his own shitty food creations.

by PlayDohMan July 03, 2004

McDonalds

A restaurant staffed by college kids and mexicans that serves crap in a bun. Known to cause depression, McJobs, and severe obesity.

Cashier: Hello, welcome to McDonalds! How many tons would you like to gain today?

Me: Wut?

by CaptainXDify December 19, 2012

McDonald's

Restaurant whose mascot is a pasty-white pedophile with a red afro and whose current advertising campaign is an anagram of "Ailing Vomit". Destroyer of cultures, exploiter of peoples and a key player in the cause of one of the world's greatest killers.

McDonald's: Satan's favourite dish.

by Andrew B June 03, 2006