McDonald's

a festering hell pit, they charge too much for the swill they serve you and they make you fat too! yippeee!!!

I went to McDonald's the other day and i got the squirts...

*****SPOOooorrch******
well THAT"S going to leave a mark

by soothsayer May 17, 2004

McDonalds

A place where people will end up working at because they've been convinced school is useless.

"Hello, welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order?"
"Yeah, can I get a Filet O' Fish and a small Shut The Fuck Up?"

by dj gs68 October 19, 2003

The McDonald's

When you buy the cheapest prostitute available and end up with gonorrhoea and regret

The morning after Luke Smith did The McDonald's,
Luke Smith: "Fuck"

by Shcok_Wrie0020 January 19, 2017

mcdonalds

the absolute crappiest fast food restaurant where only little children, hobos, poor people and fatasses addicted to their food go to eat. they say they serve healthy salads but the truth is one salad has more fat than one of their rat poisoned nazi burgers.

its surprising mcdonalds hasn't gone out of business, after all their president had a heart attack from eating too much of his own shitty food creations.

by PlayDohMan July 3, 2004

McDonalds

A restaurant staffed by college kids and mexicans that serves crap in a bun. Known to cause depression, McJobs, and severe obesity.

Cashier: Hello, welcome to McDonalds! How many tons would you like to gain today?

Me: Wut?

by CaptainXDify December 19, 2012

McDonald's

Restaurant whose mascot is a pasty-white pedophile with a red afro and whose current advertising campaign is an anagram of "Ailing Vomit". Destroyer of cultures, exploiter of peoples and a key player in the cause of one of the world's greatest killers.

McDonald's: Satan's favourite dish.

by Andrew B June 11, 2006

mcDonald's

A shitty, unhealthy fastfood restaurant that most Americans love to eat. The biggest fastfood franchise in the world. The spread of McDonald's in other countries also symbolizes the spread of American way of thinking, that is rationally break down things into standard procedures.

McDonald's burger has shit in it.
McDonaldization is a world-wide cultural invasion.

by Kythdsifek July 9, 2005