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macalister

The cheesy, funny, loyal and caring friend that anybody could ask for. Macalister is a great person to hang out with and can always put a smile on everybody's faces. He might be known as- Macklemore, Mac 'n Cheese, and Macaroni. Macalister is one of the greatest friends you can have.
Macalister is the greatest friend to play video games with!
by LegitPotao May 16, 2016
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the mcallister experience

What you call when being romantically involved with someone with the last name McAllister.
Girl 1: “hey I was with McAllister yesterday.”
Girl 2: “lucky, you got the McAllister experience!”
by McAllisterA2003 September 18, 2019
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Tits McCallister

A man that has big man tits that is over weight.
Frank: Hey Tits McCallister
Billy: shut up its not my fault i have big man boobs its genetic
by smart but dumb June 1, 2010
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McClusterfuck

this is when things get all jacked up while waiting in line in McDonalds.
Ex: The fat woman in front of you is having a fit over getting only 19 McNuggets instead of twenty.

In a sentence: This dude @ mickey-Ds was paying for his McMuffin & small shake with pennies. Then they gave him the wrong shake, he wanted chocolate, but they gave him strawberry & an orange juice; it was a total McClusterfuck.
by the1theycalldude December 6, 2010
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mccallister

A person who is strong, independent, atrative, person who kicks butt.
Darn I wish I was a McCallister
by Kelleiny September 12, 2015
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McClusterfuck

A Dollar Menu sandwich combination from McDonald's. You order one McDouble, one bacon cheesebruger, and one McChicken sandwich.

1 - Remove the top bun from the McDouble and replace it with the McChicken.
2 - Remove the top bun from the McChicken and replace it with the bacon cheeseburger.
3 - Dine like a king.
Steve: "Hey guys check it out, I'm ordering a McGangbang!"
Paul: "Dude, don't be a bitch. Make those McClusterfucks."
by Heinz Baby Basics September 14, 2011
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Macalester College

Macalester College (Pronounced Mu-cal-est-er; Nickname MAC) is a Liberal Arts college located in Saint Paul, MN.

Though the college itself may be small, the student population consists of 50% Chinese students, 50% International students and about 125% Hipsters.

Students often pride themselves on their self-supposed intellectual superiority, though science has yet to verify such notions. The open-mindedness of Macalester students often extends only to their own personal beliefs--objections outside the realm of "open-mindedness" are considered complete bigotry and said individuals are deemed worse than Hitler. Yes, tolerance is definitely in fool bloom at Macalester.

The college is predominantly liberal with a healthy dose of socialists and communists. Conservative view is held to a bare minimum, do to financial restraints, as well as local Saint Paul legislation prohibiting such actions.

Recently, Macalester has extended a hand to less-representative groups on campus. To encourage beneficial diversity on campus, Macalester has recently placed attractive women on affirmative action groups.
Dude: My professors at Macalester College totally opened my mind.

Bro: Yeah, Dude, like what?

Dude: (Lose Paraphrasing of the Communist Manifesto)

Bro: Is it being open-minded if you just form your mind to someone else's ideas?

Dude: You're just not open-minded. You're worse than Hitler.
by InsetPseudoNameHere November 13, 2011
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