phone maze

An aggravating attempt by large corporations to forever hold unsuspecting customers in an endless loop of button pushing.

"I was stuck in that phone maze for two hours before I talked to an actual person!"

by silhouette July 28, 2004

joe mazzello

the suspected boyfriend of ben hardy (mainly cardboard cutout ben) and is the cutest human in the world, who loves to scream dramatically. he was in movies such as undrafted, jurassic park, wooly boys, the cure and most recently he played the lead bass guitarist in Queen, John Deacon, in bohemian rhapsody<3

me: joe mazzello is the cutest bean in the entire world
friend: who’s joe mazzello
me: he was in jurassic park. the pacific? the social network.

friends: still nope
me: he was john deacon in borhap
friend: oHHHHH

by dumb_bitch_XD April 3, 2019

Dom Mazzetti

the new and upcoming internet sensation. every week he gives viewers his ideas on life and re-tells his awesome stories. a true hero. ability to write an amazing resume and pick up chicks.

MIKEANDGIAN.com

YOU WANNA DANCE WITH DOM MAZZETTI???

Went to the bronx zoo, murdered a panda; slighty punched it till it died.

D.O.M. - Deadmau5, Ovaltin, Muai Tai

ENERGY BEER!

by Robert J. Lawkins March 29, 2011

mazel tov, bitch

a sarcastic way of saying congratulations

i.e. getting one-upped by someone

Me: Hey guess what I got a new LG env touch phone
One-upper guy: yeah well I just bought the new Google phone and it's better than the iPhone
Me: mazel tov, bitch.

by I am a happy guy September 14, 2009

Mazie

Mazie is a soft spoken and beautiful young woman with great intellect. You will often find her reading or using creative arts. Mazie is a great cook that will make you want more, a totally hands on person. She loves playing card games, actually she spend hours doing so. She's a confidant and fiery friend to have, she will always light up your day. She is loyal to her significant other and will treat them kindly, but will always keep you on track. She's not afraid to be herself and has a way with people.

"I miss Mazie, she was so fun to have around."
"Did you meet Mazie? Well she's pretty special"

by Emma Inez Mazie August 17, 2018

mazzen

Mazzen is a legend. Totally wired on the court and incredible in the bedroom, Mazzen is a total steal... its almost too bad he's more interested in shoes than romance. If mazzen were famous, he would be bEST friends with chrissy teigen, and be the best chef imaginable (try his eggplant parm, you won't regret it!) Mazzen is an overall softie and relates to feelings like you could never imagine.

"Bitch I saw you hitting up Mazzen last night..."

"Yeah he's such a sweet guy, cooked me food all last night... ifyaknowwhatimean"

by partykiller9012 January 7, 2019

Mazook

A Mazook is a person who gets scammed or swindled so badly that there's nothing they can do about it but accept that they've been taken for a fool.

Did you see what cards Anthony actually had? He took the pot of chips and I got Mazooked. When I approached Anthony he replied, "Only one Mazook per night."

Did you get about the guy who lost a million dollars in that Ponzi Scheme? What a Mazook!

by Bugsy Siegel April 2, 2019