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A massive load of jizz.

What Dustin G put's on Evan M's chin every morning.
Hey Nate you should of seen the Mayonaise dumptruck I dumped on Dustin's chin last night. It was glorious.
by Apollo Rocket July 15, 2009
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Mayonaise Submarine

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A sexual position/move in which an of age & consenting woman gets into a bathtub full of water while wearing a snorkel. A guy sits on top of the submerged woman and rubs one out into the snorkel.
Girl: "My feet are still pruney from last night."
Other Girl: "What happened?"
Girl: "This guy took forever to Mayonaise Submarine me!"
by RedOctober1 October 5, 2011
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mayonaise pistol

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Penis, dick, cock or any other word used to describe that part of male anatomy. Most specifically to describe it during the act of ejaculaction or shooting cum.
Last night I was screwing my girlfriend then I pulled out and shot her in the face with the mayonaise pistol.
by Chaffee March 23, 2008
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mayonaise gargler

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Some one or something that gargles mayonaise
by james mclovin March 16, 2008
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When a woman becomes so excited over a period of time, that her panties are so thick with feminine juices that the wet spot is whitish in color.
"Oh, Baby, keep talkin' dirty to me...you're giving me mayonaise panties!"
by Vashtidog October 11, 2009
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mayonaise monocle

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A form of chiefing in which the person, who is passed out, receives a circular mayo squirt around their eye.
When the Fillipino baron awoke, he found that he fell asleep with his mayonaise monocle still on his face.
by Heinz 57 August 27, 2003
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