Oscar Mayer Sisters

When two women have had the same weenie in them they become "Oscar Mayer Sisters."

Ariel's boyfriend broke up with her due to how many Oscar Mayer sisters she has.

by westcoast001 March 3, 2011

Sam Mayer

Born on June 26, 1603, Sam Mayer took part in the Mayflower Voyage of 1620. Sam fought many battles, killing approximately 21 pirates and 24 octopussi. 69 days after the ship made sail, a bad storm known across the globe as "Hurricane Tortilla" created a challenge for Sam and the GMS crew onboard. But, after the storm passed, they made it to land safely with no injuries or casualties. Sam and the GMS crew were disappointed that there were no race cars in sight. So, they went all the way back the United States when they soon competed for many wins and championships in NASCAR's top tier series. But, he most well known for giving his fan @sammayerfan a birthday video.

Sam Mayer is cool, but Ty Gibbs is still my favorite!

by gygiyo78688768 September 25, 2020

mayeration

being entirely utterly obsessed with john mayer to the point where you want to be him/be with him

learning guitar at high level when you cant read music.

by liz November 8, 2004

mayerism

The act and/or actions in which one would live by as an UBER john mayer fan. Sharing copious amounts of unecessary facts with the rest of the world. Basically, being obsessed with john mayer and pushing him and his music on the rest of the world!

Making a small "john mayer" christmas tree for your room or a John Mayer Centre piece for your thanksgiving dinner.

by dave December 20, 2003

John Mayer

John Mayer is a small artist known for traumatizing a 19 year old girl when he was 32. The 19 year old girl just happened to be one of the biggest artists of our time, Taylor Swift. The term John Mayer is used to describe a male with tendency of grooming young girls.

“He likes that little girl, what a John Mayer”

by tayloswift May 12, 2023

Goin' John Mayer

To once having pretty good alternative music, but for no apparent reason just start making slow acoustic crap that no one likes. Includes making generic music videos of just sitting on a stool playing a guitar, and walking around a bit, with no destination in mind.

"Well one likes the music I'm playing, I'm Goin' John Mayer! People will have to like my music then!"

"Yea I doubt that."

by Drums Guns and Fun December 6, 2009

Mayer

A person who is kind loyal and makes a great bestfriend.

They are such a Mayer!

by lazymuffin February 4, 2017