There are not many Maysan's in the world so if you currently have a Maysan you should make sure to hold onto her. She makes a great friend and almost always knows when you are in trouble or having a bad day. She is just one of those people you always want to have around and she will always be by your side. She will make you laugh until you cry and when you cry she can't help but cry with you. To top it all off she is one of the kindest, sweetest people you will ever meet. Hold on because everyone is going to want a Maysan!!!
Maysan: *says something funny*
You: * Laughs so hard you start crying*
Maysan: *Starts to cry because you are crying*
Both *Crying and laughing*
You: * Laughs so hard you start crying*
Maysan: *Starts to cry because you are crying*
Both *Crying and laughing*
by Alyssum Flower July 16, 2019
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Whos that girl who thinks she can just take my job and thinks she can do popper better than me? -umm thats Mayanne...shes very mean..
by THE Derrick! July 14, 2010
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SOS is the morse code version
MAYDAY is reconized internationally as an emergency code on any type of radio system, and should be taken seriously.
SOS is the morse code version
MAYDAY is reconized internationally as an emergency code on any type of radio system, and should be taken seriously.
by IrishRepublicanArmy October 28, 2003
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Suzy: Well I'm thinking we should do the Spicy Mayan Chocolate for our anniversary.
Suzy: Well I'm thinking we should do the Spicy Mayan Chocolate for our anniversary.
by Dj Wonderbread February 20, 2011
Get the Spicy Mayan Chocolate mug.It is an emergency procedure word used internationally as a distress signal in voice procedure radio communications. It derives from the French venez m'aider, meaning "come help me".
It is used to signal a life-threatening emergency primarily by mariners and aviators but in some countries local organisations such as police forces, firefighters, and transportation organizations may also use the term. The call is always given three times in a row ("Mayday Mayday Mayday") to prevent mistaking it for some similar-sounding phrase under noisy conditions, and to distinguish an actual Mayday call from a message about a Mayday call.
A mayday situation is one in which a vessel, aircraft, vehicle, or person is in grave and imminent danger and requires immediate assistance. Examples of "grave and imminent danger" in which a mayday call would be appropriate include fire, explosion or sinking.
Civilian aircraft in the UK and Europe are encouraged to use the following format:
MAYDAY, MAYDAY, MAYDAY; Name of station addressed; Aircraft callsign; Nature of emergency; Intentions of the pilot; Present position (including Altitude or Flight level); Pilot's qualifications; Any other useful information (number of souls on board.)
It is used to signal a life-threatening emergency primarily by mariners and aviators but in some countries local organisations such as police forces, firefighters, and transportation organizations may also use the term. The call is always given three times in a row ("Mayday Mayday Mayday") to prevent mistaking it for some similar-sounding phrase under noisy conditions, and to distinguish an actual Mayday call from a message about a Mayday call.
A mayday situation is one in which a vessel, aircraft, vehicle, or person is in grave and imminent danger and requires immediate assistance. Examples of "grave and imminent danger" in which a mayday call would be appropriate include fire, explosion or sinking.
Civilian aircraft in the UK and Europe are encouraged to use the following format:
MAYDAY, MAYDAY, MAYDAY; Name of station addressed; Aircraft callsign; Nature of emergency; Intentions of the pilot; Present position (including Altitude or Flight level); Pilot's qualifications; Any other useful information (number of souls on board.)
MAYDAY, MAYDAY, MAYDAY, this is NONSUCH, NONSUCH, NONSUCH. MAYDAY, NONSUCH. Position 54 25 North 016 33 West. My boat is on fire and sinking. I require immediate assistance. Four people on board, are taking a lifeboat. MAYDAY NONSUCH, OVER."
by ralook_blondy November 29, 2011
Get the mayday mug.A popular party drinking ritual using a beer bong. The Mayan Beer Bong in its most common form consists of the partyer dropping their pants, inserting the beer bong tube into their anus, and proceeding to pour beer into the beer bong to achieve inebration rectally.
The Mayan Beer Bong is so named for the mesoamerican civization famous for their astronomical calendar, and infamous for pouring weird liquids into their butt to get fucked up. Cortez was once quoted as saying "Ew dude, gross".
The Mayan Beer Bong is popular amongst college kids, and may have originated at Washington University in St. Louis. Those guys are fucked up. The Mayan Beer Bong has gained notoriety in recent years due to the fatalities resulting from the act. The rectal consumption of alcohol leads to much faster absorption of alcohol, and as a result, a higher risk of alcohol poisoning. People also die from projectile vomiting their kidneys while watching that drunk ugly chick from chem lab pour beer into her butt.
The Mayan Beer Bong is so named for the mesoamerican civization famous for their astronomical calendar, and infamous for pouring weird liquids into their butt to get fucked up. Cortez was once quoted as saying "Ew dude, gross".
The Mayan Beer Bong is popular amongst college kids, and may have originated at Washington University in St. Louis. Those guys are fucked up. The Mayan Beer Bong has gained notoriety in recent years due to the fatalities resulting from the act. The rectal consumption of alcohol leads to much faster absorption of alcohol, and as a result, a higher risk of alcohol poisoning. People also die from projectile vomiting their kidneys while watching that drunk ugly chick from chem lab pour beer into her butt.
"Bro, did you hear what Ted did last night"?
"Naw bro, what did Ted do"?
"Bro, he did a Mayan Beer Bong".
"Awesome, bro"!
"Naw bro, Ted is dead".
"Uh-oh bro. That one's not for drinking. That one's for Mayan Beer Bongs"...
"I went to go visit Wash U and some guy showed me how to do a Mayan Beer Bong, screamed "SIGEPIC"!!, then proceeded to fuck a hot girl in the middle of the quad. I found out later that he was their dean. Wow those fucks party hard".
"Naw bro, what did Ted do"?
"Bro, he did a Mayan Beer Bong".
"Awesome, bro"!
"Naw bro, Ted is dead".
"Uh-oh bro. That one's not for drinking. That one's for Mayan Beer Bongs"...
"I went to go visit Wash U and some guy showed me how to do a Mayan Beer Bong, screamed "SIGEPIC"!!, then proceeded to fuck a hot girl in the middle of the quad. I found out later that he was their dean. Wow those fucks party hard".
by MayanBeerBong33 April 10, 2009
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Mayday Parade vocals were made up of Derek Sanders and JASON LANCASTER, who left the band in April 2007 after recording A Lesson in Romantics. He is now in the band, Go Radio.
But.. Mayday Parade is still the best band ever!! And they are the sweetest guys you will ever meet.
Mayday Parade vocals were made up of Derek Sanders and JASON LANCASTER, who left the band in April 2007 after recording A Lesson in Romantics. He is now in the band, Go Radio.
But.. Mayday Parade is still the best band ever!! And they are the sweetest guys you will ever meet.
by dani schirmer October 5, 2008
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