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malabi

A girl that is way too pretty to have a boyfriend but is always looking for one just so she can regect him later
Yo have you seen that Malabi chick she's 🔥 But I've never seen her have a boyfriend before I wonder why?
by Offcialpicasso July 21, 2017
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malabsorption syndrome

A semi-rare medical issue in which the patient cannot absorb sufficient amounts of nutrients, including proteins, fats, and vitamins. It can be caused by conditions such as celiac disease, Crohn’s disease, lactose intolerance, and intestinal damage.
Malabsorption can sometimes cause major stomach migraines and leave the patient hungry for hours.
Most people with Malabsorption Syndrome can survive by taking nutrient supplements and so forth.

But in some highly rare cases, Malabsorption Syndrome can be fatal, the patient may only have a few years before their brain and vital organs shut down due to lack of nutrients. As long as modern medicine keeps improving and patients keep on top of their diet, they can hopefully come out of this alive.
'I have Malabsorption Syndrome, but I'm going to try my best to be okay!'
by efege October 7, 2017
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malabsorption syndrome

Malabsorption syndrome is a medical condition where the patient can not absorb important nutrients, including proteins, fats, and vitamins.

Malabsorption can be caused by conditions such as celiac's disease, Crohn's disease, and intestinal damage. It can also be passed down through genetics.

Malabsorption syndrome for most people is curable with the help of nutrient supplements. But in some very rare cases, malabsorption can be fatal, and the patient will have a shorter lifespan.
With modern medicine constantly improving, hopefully, there will be a cure in the future
"They're making a cure for malabsorption syndrome!" "Dude, that's awesome."
by dont kys September 29, 2017
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Mablab

A synonym to the word madlad but more distinctive. Has a huge following but he stays humble af yo.
Likes cold pizza and Greg Paul.
"We love you mablab!"
"uwu get off my dick"

"What are you doing mablab?"
"Hacking through your phone looking through your front camera"

"Look at that dude he's such a madlad."
"No he's totally a mablab."
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Mablab

The man, the myth, the legend.
Like a madlad but more distinctive.
Madlad, Madladder,Madladdest,
MABLAB.
Likes cold pizza and Greg Paul.
"Mablab is such a cool guy."
"uwu get off my dick"

"What's Mablab doing?"
"Watching you through your front camera."

"What a mablab!"
by Pineappleplant September 17, 2019
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Mablab

The man, the myth, the retardest man to ever even face this earth! But a great dude. The epitome of a madlad but much more distinctive. On the top of the food chain. He is so badass that he can eat cold pizza without flinching. Also has a thing for Donut Hentai
"Dude Mablab is such a cool guy"
"get off my dick uwu"

"Hey what´s mablab doing?"
"Watching you through your screen."

"He´s a madlad!"
"No he´s a mablab."
by Pineappleplant September 17, 2019
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Mablab

The man, the myth, the legend.
Like a madlad but more distinctive.
Madlad, Madladder,Madladdest,
MABLAB.
Likes cold pizza and Greg Paul.
"That dude is a madlad."
"No he's a mablab."

"What's Mablab doing?"
"Watching you through your front camera."
by Pineappleplant September 17, 2019
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