A man who is called upon for simple maintenance issues a woman may have. For example, unclogging her pipes, knocking wood, or laying pipe. The woman is typically a YUPI who is not interested in a relationship, at least not with the man in question. The maintenance man usually does his job in the late evening and leaves when the "job" is complete. Maintenance man services are free of charge.
Ex. 1: I hear Baltimore has a lot of girls just looking for a maintenance man.
Ex. 2: Yeh, I'm doing part time maintenance man work now, but I'm looking to pick up a few more clients.
Ex. 2: Yeh, I'm doing part time maintenance man work now, but I'm looking to pick up a few more clients.
by Smooth Operator March 1, 2006
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1) ensuring that he/she will indulge in the thought of you
2) that he/she will reminiscence about past passion,
3) he/she will try to pick up where you last dropped off, and/or
4) seeing if he/she can still be considered your ho
1) ensuring that he/she will indulge in the thought of you
2) that he/she will reminiscence about past passion,
3) he/she will try to pick up where you last dropped off, and/or
4) seeing if he/she can still be considered your ho
1) I just engaged in "ho-maintenance" by sending mass text messages to past hook-ups only during the holidays
2) I engage in ho-maintenance by calling ho's while drunk just to see what they are doing after not talking to them after a long time
3) I did ho-maintenance by sending text messages like "I was just thinking about you" after months of not contacting them
2) I engage in ho-maintenance by calling ho's while drunk just to see what they are doing after not talking to them after a long time
3) I did ho-maintenance by sending text messages like "I was just thinking about you" after months of not contacting them
by Cmakow1986 January 13, 2011
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Get the maintaining mug.A person who believes that Apple Inc. is the be-all and end-all of computer-related technology; one who refuses to acknowledge the fact that Apple products are still imperfect despite their slightly more friendly user interface.
John: Greg just lied to my face and told me that his new iPad had Flash support.
Matt: Yesterday he told me that the only version of Microsoft Office he would use is the one installed on his iMac.
John: What a Macintard.
Matt: Yesterday he told me that the only version of Microsoft Office he would use is the one installed on his iMac.
John: What a Macintard.
by McDBHS February 28, 2011
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S would always be aggravated at one of her friends, keeping them on some sort of "probation".....what a high maintenance friend- that's why I had to drop her
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