Mawded

To get drunk to the state of severe mental impairment.

Thought to derived from a tiny, inbred snob enclave called Mawdesley in Lancashire where centuries of inbreeding have caused severe mental retardation in the local populace.

We only planned to go out for a few drinks but we ended up getting completely mawded.

by jjpwfelli May 21, 2016

Mawded

To get drunk to the state of severe mental impairment.

Thought to derived from a tiny, inbred snob enclave called Mawdesley in Lancashire where centuries of inbreeding have caused severe mental retardation in the local populace.

We only planned to go out for a few drinks but we ended up getting completely mawded.

by jjpwfelli May 21, 2016

mawdesley tractor

A large, luxury SUV. Driven exclusively by upper middle class snobbish pricks.

Outside the private school there were loads of Mawdesley tractors dropping Gideon and Henrietta off.

by jjpwfelli December 30, 2015

mawdesley tory

Any morbidly obese, ruddy-faced, sister shagging, far-right wing, intellectually challenged, inbred bigot.

Typically found scowling out of Range Rovers in desolate, socially isolated, inbred snobbish grief holes like Mawdesley in Lancashire.

There's no point in arguing . He's just a Mawdesley Tory.

by jjpwfelli June 8, 2016

Madded

1) to get absolutely off your head, usually on alcohol and drugs but can be used to mean just get pissed.

2) to be confused.

Ex. 1)
P1: this weekend is gonna be deadly!!
P2: i know i havent been madded in ages.

Ex 2)
david blaine: and now i will eat my own head twaa...
*eats his head*
P1: wow!! how the fuck did he do that????
P2: i dont know, that has just totally madded my head

by forder89 April 19, 2010

maded

means a crazy person who does stupid tings, founded by the clipston click

"tom you maded get off that building"

by Tom Hayward and Mason November 19, 2004

mawuedem

Niggrt

I took a mawuedem to your mama's breasts

by Mawuedem January 28, 2019