Maureen

A wonderful girl who is beautiful and nice.. (sometimes). A Maureen is someone who you want to be your friend because she's nice and funny. Except when she doesn't share her pretzels with a Destiny. Other than that, A maureen is very awesome a person.

Ex #1
Girl: Hey, can I have some of your Snyder's Pretzels?
Girl 2: No!
Girl: Come onnn, dont be a Maureen.

Ex #2
Girl: Hey you are so nice you can almost be a Maureen.
Girl 2: Really?
Girl: Haa, Sike.

by Citrustootangy June 5, 2013

Richard Ayoade (Maurice Moss)

Richard Ayoade.. Such a nerd and yet we love him anyway. Richard plays the loveable and yet socially retarted character of Maurice Moss on Channel 4's The IT Crowd. Moss is someone who will email the emergency services in the case of a fire, who will get the words fire and golf mixed up and will tell somebody you're dead and then try to flee the country. In short, Moss is the nerdiest character to have ever graced our screens but we love him anyway. He also plays a shaman called Naboo on the Mighty Boosh.

God, Richard Ayoade (Maurice Moss) is such a nerd.

Yeah but I love him.

by Arlinah October 18, 2008

Maurice

That one horse form Dead by Daylight

"Yo Maurice watched me do gens"

by Theexpected12 January 17, 2021

Nasty Maurice

A sexual act in which a guy or girl rams a spurr up their partner's butt and then pours salt in it.

Bridget gave the most painful nasty maurice i've ever seen... but I liked it.

by hurtsogood June 22, 2008

Maurice

Maurices are either very good at sports or very good at school. Generally, Maurices are known to just want to chill out in peace and drink a nice adult beverage from time to time. Maurices generally like to live the simple life all year round. They are fans of all Winter sports, they really like when it snows outside.

"That player skates as fast as a rocket!"
"Obviously, you are talking about Maurice "The Rocket" Richard here."

Guy 1: "What's that mathematical equation mean Maurice?"
Maurice: "It simply means Maurice = Snow."
Guy 1: "Wow! Maurice you are sure smart at school!"

by the penguinizer August 1, 2010

maurice

A man who loves you peaches enough to shake your tree. Is commonly refereed to as a space cowboy. and gets his lovin on the run.

did you see maurice over there playing music in the sun?

by shadowdixon March 3, 2011

Maurice

Maurice is a fancy guy, he doesn't care what people think of him. He's smart but clueless, He is neat but clumsy.

WOAH That guy looks like a Maurice
He's fancy, must be a Maurice

by binch_lasagna October 12, 2016