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a performance artist in the east village in the musical rent. maureen craves attention. prior to rent, she dated mark cohen but then borke up with him and is now dating joanne jefferson. they have an on-again, off-again relationship.
"maureen johnson, just back frlom her spectacular one night engagement at the eleventh street lot, will perform native american tribal chants, backward, through her vocoder, while accompanying herself on the electric cello. which she aint never studied"

maureen: "this diva needs her stage!"
by iron_man June 23, 2006
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A term coined by Terrson to represent a form of Jenga where one removes an article of clothing whenever the tower falls.
It was a fearsome sight indeed after the tower fell for the last time, after that, strip jenga was forever banned in the lounge.

<Terrson> My name shall not go down in history as the guy who codified Strip Jenga.
Guess again, Terrson.
by OmniBot August 05, 2008
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A hilarious young adult author, secret sister to the vlogbrothers (NERDFIGHTERS FTW), and has a strange obsession with jars.

She's freakishly beautiful but very modest, talented, and has extremely awkward glares and keeps a straight face better than most professional actors.
Normal person: "What the hell? She's so weird."

Nerdfighter: "Noo! She's amazing!"

Follower of Maureen Johnson on Twitter: "Why, Maureen, why?"

Maureen: "Because it's there. Because the hamsters wish it so. Because we can. Because someone has to."
by wicked_cool July 15, 2010
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