by ressecup April 24, 2009
Get the Crazy Old Maurice mug.Hot, Intelligent, Has a crazy personality, attractive, sexy, Lawless, free, has a great body. A beast on bed, never leaves a woman unsatisfied.
by zeveneights May 15, 2011
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When an individual one-over's (or 2nd hit over's) the ball to catch their opponents off guard to earn a point in Beach Volleyball.
When an individual one-over's (or 2nd hit over's) the ball to catch their opponents off guard to earn a point in Beach Volleyball.
by Derek Swift February 12, 2009
Get the Maurz mug.It's an Italian name for beautiful girls with blond hair and blue eyes. They love food, boys and going out with some friends. If someone says food, she'll turn around and say 'FOOD?'. Maurizia's can cook very good and they're very ambitious. They don't like to be alone, but sometimes they prefer to. They're nice to everyone but when it's urgence to be a bitch, she'll be a bitch. She's smart, beautiful and funny. Sometimes you can't stop laughing. If you have a best friend like her, you'll have great time and if you have a Maurizia as a girlfriend, don't let her go, because she's the best.
by Someoneeexxx October 18, 2013
Get the maurizia mug.A daytime talk show in which individuals, couples and families air their personal problems to a national audience in a typically entertaining fashion. Various topics and issues explored include paternity testing, cheating spouses and lovers, and out of control children.
On a typical paternity episode:
'Maury, I ain't 100, I a 1000 percent sure he my baby daddy!'
'Do you think he looks like your son?'
'Sure, look at the lips, look at the nose, he's her daddy!'
'Let's bring out Sharnel!'
(Boooo)
"She a ho, she a ho, I ain't Laronda's baby daddy, she a ho!"
There is very little deviation in the dialogue from episode to episode.
On a typical paternity episode:
'Maury, I ain't 100, I a 1000 percent sure he my baby daddy!'
'Do you think he looks like your son?'
'Sure, look at the lips, look at the nose, he's her daddy!'
'Let's bring out Sharnel!'
(Boooo)
"She a ho, she a ho, I ain't Laronda's baby daddy, she a ho!"
There is very little deviation in the dialogue from episode to episode.
by Milton66 June 21, 2009
Get the Maury Show mug.Mauricio is a very funny guy. He knows how to flirt and good in the bed. Ladies should hit his dms first. He likes to do pranks and and is ladys man. But he is not no simp never cath him lacking being a simp.
by jordan lemor October 8, 2019
Get the Mauricio mug.Maurice a.k.a. Mo/Moe, is a real man and a boss among bosses!
Usually a man of few words, when Maurice speaks, people listen, and things get DONE!
Maurice's are protective of friends and family, hard workers and natural born leaders.
Maurice will usually avoid drama, but will not easily back down from a challenge.
Maurice can be a big flirt, so he has a lot of female friends. Maurices usually have a beautiful but crazy wife so they avoid flirting to aviod any female getting harmed.
Usually a man of few words, when Maurice speaks, people listen, and things get DONE!
Maurice's are protective of friends and family, hard workers and natural born leaders.
Maurice will usually avoid drama, but will not easily back down from a challenge.
Maurice can be a big flirt, so he has a lot of female friends. Maurices usually have a beautiful but crazy wife so they avoid flirting to aviod any female getting harmed.
by Smarty 2017 March 14, 2017
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