Mandingus

Male african with small penis

Look at that mandingus

by Nubmanjones May 15, 2018

marcus & martinus

PERFECTION

Marcus & Martinus are the most awesome and handsome guys in the world!

by Kajsa Gunnarsen April 25, 2017

Matting

Projectile vomit while running down the hall. Usually followed by "Don't worry I'm ok. I just ate some bad food."

Man, did you see that guy last night? He was Matting EVERYWHERE!!

by juselover November 28, 2010

Matting

1. muh 'ah-teeing (v) : Reinacting the desperate attempt for affection by someone, ideally named Matt.

2. Participating in a somewhat fake conversation to see ones responses . only to reminisce on one's stupidity, :"falling for it".

1. "Okay, the other day i was matting. And I almost pissed my self!"

2. "Let's meet up and mat."

by zeeniox July 12, 2011

martinius

Somenone who knows if you feel sad and are always there for you. A very cute guy and always has eyes on him

Hey my name is martinius.
Ah what a cute name

by Ffhb January 27, 2017

Martinus

A word gay men around the Ålesund area in Norway use to define a bathroom quickie between two people of the same gender.

"Hey Martinus I need you to come here real quick!"
*Goes in to the bathroom and have homosexual intercourse*

by salad bar ho March 31, 2017

Mandingus

There is only one of these creatures and if found you must capture and study it. If encountered give him a peanut butter sandwich and some milk and he will pass out. Then you can study him before he wakes to fight the demons.

Mandingus: I wonder if they'll ever find this mandingus
Man 2: I'll bet he's hiding in his shell.

by Justababs January 10, 2019