Mutting

The act of simply talking too much. Going on and on and on.

person 1:Damn bro we dead ass finna graduate. Man we really finna graduate
person 2: bro shutup yo ass mutting

by Slatt3 June 10, 2019

Mexican Mating Call

Quite simply, it's the sound emanated by a leaf blower.

Maria began getting wet when Pedro sounded his Mexican Mating Call while tinkering with his leaf blower out in the garage.

by fencedefender October 28, 2010

mattingly

she usually likes being called mattie. mattingly loves everyone.
she's a cute quiet girl but isn't going to stop talking when you get to know her. has many bad things happen to her but they won't let her down! she's a great girl to get to know, perhaps one of the best to ever walk the face o the earth.

person one: that girl is so nice
person two: maybe 'cause her name is mattingly???

by heatherissweggy October 16, 2013

mafting

There are three levels of mafting - mafting, which would be warm enough to fry an egg on your leg; bloody mafting, which would be warm enough to roast a turkey on your leg; and fucking mafting, which would be warm enough to smelt gold on your leg.

"Feel my leg! It's bloody mafting!"

by Chris Beesting September 25, 2009

half masting

when your pooping and realize your out of t.p. and have to waddle with your pants around your ankles or knees to go to the hallway closet to get more toilet paper.

my mom spotted me half masting and damn it was embarrasing

by vloky July 1, 2004

Midnight Mating Call

The distant sound from outside of a bathroom of someone you find attractive vomiting.

The big girls at butlers are getting excited, I guess they here Chris's Midnight Mating Call from the bathroom.

by Dirty Randy 69 January 19, 2017

mating season

Mating season usually happens when the weather starts changing. There's a positive correlation between the amount of couples that get together and the change in weather. People just go crazy to be with someone. And anti mating season usually happens right before mating season and everyone just starts splitting up. You know its mating season when you start to hear the lawn mowers and the birds chirping.

We're about to be in for a biiiggg mating season once spring rolls around this year!

by captazo March 17, 2011