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matthews bridge

How I figure it, "The Matthews Bridge" is the one in jacksonville Florida. As Fred says, "Im a red necked f**ker from jacksonville" "Take him to the matthews bridge"...means go and throw him off this huge bridge presumably?
Or a bridge is a musical step, Fred just calls this the matthews bridge as in someone saying "Take it to the bridge"
Hope this helps.
by mick sturbs October 3, 2007
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Dylan Matthews

Frontman of the uk based indie rock band "Stiff Dylans"
Are you going to the STIFF DYLONS gig saturday? Dylan Matthews will be great!
by Raziel2 August 9, 2019
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Matheus

Handsome, self-aware, intelligent, generous, fearless, and gentle are just some of the words used to describe a Matheus (or a group of Matheus's). This stimulating type of individual, is one the world cannot live without. Known to being enchanting and always surrounded by large groups of women; Matheus's tend to become rich or famous. These individuals are usually very masculine and strong, which happens intimidate other men and attract women.
"Matheus won the Nobel Peace Price this year."

"Just to know that Matheus looked at me, even if it was for a split second, made me the happiest person in the world."

"Oh yesss MATHEUS!! aww yessss!! MATHEUS!!! YESS!!!! YES!!!!! AHHH!! (over and over again...)"

"In my next life, I hope I become a Matheus."
by Zilian305 July 29, 2014
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Clay Matthews

The most badass mofo ever to play football ever.
Joel: Hey, is that Clay Matthews of the Green Bay Packers?

Nick: Yeah he's only the most badass mofo ever to play football ever.
by th3druminator August 17, 2011
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Matthews addiction

when someone is addicted to beating his meat and loves to eat his own shit
by MaxEatsButtAndPuss September 10, 2021
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Matthews Mum

Matthews mum is a huge, whale sized human that comes from west Wales, UK.
Every fat joke you have heard of was written about her!
Not only is she huge, she has a pussy the size of the bat cave, which also is cold and wet!
Matthews mum also had a sexual size - she is described of having a 6 cock mouth and as a result of the amount of blokes that has been in her - the virginal grip of a dying mans hand shake.

If you see Mattews mum - it is compulsory to fuck her, but be careful - you may be confused by wether you fuck her or climb inside and row her!
Boy 1 - Look the size of that Whale!
Boy 2 - That’s not a Whale, that’s Matthews mum!
Boy 1 - No way! Right we have to fuck her, but there is 6 of us

Boy 2 - It’s okay - she has a 6 cock mouth
by The God of Cod August 23, 2020
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Nicholas Matthews

the lead singer of the band Get Scared. hotter than Taco Bell's Fire Sauce.
Omfg Nicholas Matthews is the hottest, most talented, best singer in the music scene
by angsty_agender August 12, 2018
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