Metrosexual

A straight man that WAIT FOR IT.........can shop for himself and is concerned about how he looks.

Redneck dude: what are you, a fuckin queer?

Metrosexual guy: Just because I look better than you doesn't mean you have to be an ass.

Redneck dude: *glares and walks away*

Actual gay guy: mmmm well aren't we manly standing up for ourselves. *tries to make a move*

Metro guy: sorry dude I'm not gay.

Gay guy: wow you had me fooled!

Metro guy: that is an amazing jacket!

by thunder156 April 8, 2009

Matroxulate

Noun or Verb (Usually)

To use a word that has absolutely no meaning or appropriate context whatsoever.

One most often matroxulates to confuse people, but matroxulation is NOT a code word (which does have a hidden meaning)

The word matroxulate is often used as a matroxulation of itself, see examples.

Shove your matroxulate into my matroxulate and matroxulate as hard as you can.

The dog was matroxulated by its owner; a felony in most states.

I ride my matroxulate to work.

If you matroxulate REALLY hard, you'll get into heaven!

Don't forget to wear a matroxulate every time!!! AIDS stops for no matroxulate!

Her matroxulate was slimy and sticky.

He missed her and matroxulated all over the floor.

Your mom gave me a matroxulate last night.

It was akward when the father walked into his bedroom and saw his daughter and wife matroxulating with some drunk guy, who was jiggling his matroxulator. He grabbed his 12 Guage matroxulator and chased the drunk matroxulator to timbuk two.

Don't forget to bring a matroxulate!

To matroxulate or not to matroxulate; that is the matroxulation.

We matroxulated in the back seat of the car. I won.

by Allah-Was-A-JEW! January 28, 2008

Metrosexual

A person who is sexually attracted to public transportation

Guy 1: Damn, that bullet train is sexy!
Guy 2: Gross, you're a metrosexual!
Guy 1: I can't help it! I was born this way!
Guy 2: Shut up, everyone knows metrosexuality is a choice.

by Escobar Crews June 2, 2015

marine matress

An airforce chick who only fuck marines, beacause all the rest of the force men are queers.

I Going to get my grove on with a marine matress tonight.

by Anonymous July 14, 2003

Matos

A different way to describe a mate. Combination of the word mate and the letters 'o' and 's'.

You're my favourite matos.

by Anon101222 February 9, 2013

Mahrosh

Mahrosh is an amazing friend and will stick by your side no matter what. She will give you the honest truth and give you awesome advice, but don't get on her bad side.

She is definitely a Mahrosh

by StarBucksTeen98 February 25, 2017

metrospiritualism

A worldview combining watered-down adherence to Eastern and/or new-age spirituality and full-on consumerism. Anyone who thinks buying an electric car is a forward-thinking solution to life's problems is a metrospiritualist.

"I don't care how much my yoga classes cost, they bring me closer to peace," said the adherent to metrospiritualism.

by spenceronehalf October 10, 2006